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Tena

Tena noun

A shit person that thinks only about herself
Tymothy: You're such a Tena
Gertrude: : O
Ursula: Boy, chill a little bit,we're not trying to kill her
by ErdeÖl May 17, 2018
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Tena lady

A disposable pad for protecting your underpants from uncontrollable urine leakage (incontinence)
Girl 1: I p*ss myself when I laugh.
Girl 2: You should wear a Tena Lady pad.
by LittleLaura April 13, 2006
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Tena dancing

dancing so bad that people watching will need pantie pads to stop themselves pissing with laughter
Gary hit the dancefloor and cleared a space with his tena dancing
by Emma85 May 22, 2007
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Tena lady

No sex tonight my birds got a Tena Lady in!
by Jez Fish February 17, 2006
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Cruz Tena

The sexiest guy that ever attends pornhub
Cruz Tena is so sexy his pangas is so large
by Daddeeee65 September 23, 2019
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Tena lady

A prostitute who will milk you dry for a Tenna (£10)
John: Man I need a shag
Adi: When you get paid head down the docks and see a Tena Lady
John: Whats a Tena Lady
Adi: She'll do anything for a Tenner - the dirty bitch.
by Jez Fish February 17, 2006
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Cruz Tena

Cruz Tena is so sexy his pangas is so large
by Daddeeee65 September 23, 2019
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