telesleeping

A farcical term for “working” from home.

The Covid Pandemic has given many state employees the chance to prove their work ethic by generously compensating them for telesleeping positions.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2020

telesurfing

When you’re supposed to be working from home but you’re actually out surfing.

It’s a good thing that California taxpayers are willing to fund our hard-earned telesurfing positions.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2020

Teisha

Teisha is a warm wonderful woman. People open up to her with their bare bones visible, Teisha can rest between your ribs. She is soft brush strokes on canvas; painted wild flowers
emerging in bright color exploding through the snowy crust.
Teisha can avert winter.

I don't know why I trust Teisha so much with all my secrets.

by TimBP November 19, 2012

talisa

beautiful, tall,intelligent female. very goal oriented and knows what she wants out of life. Sort of shy but in a sexy way. However, mess with her in the wrong way and it over

talisa is the best name ever

by Talisa aka Lee Lee January 27, 2009

telesto

The best weapon in the video game series, Destiny. It's so good, it causes popular twitch streamers to lose their mind and act like childish imbeciles when they get killed by it.

I just got killed by a guardian using Telesto. I shall take to twitter and end this madness.

by AJ1311 October 10, 2018

Telisha

Fun loving adventurous person who builds walls to let only the serious ones in. Hates lack of attention and adores feeling loved. stands up for those she loves and is very stubborn. Don t mistake her aloofness for lack of compassion.

Omg, Telisha has such a fab dress sense!

by Miss p July 3, 2014

Talisa

A short girl who loves to give jokes, she is beautiful but doesn't believe it, she is smart and innocent and she loves to have friends even though she has trouble showing her emotions. She is caring, generous, kind, weird and loving. If you have a Talisa in your life do not let her go.

Girl 1: I am in desperate need of a weird and beautiful friend.
Girl 2: I have a friend in mind, her name is Talisa.

by Cat girl 1o1 July 25, 2018