Telepathic

Exchanging your internal voice and mental images with people at a distance

I hear the FBI in my head I think the Illuminati is communicating with me telepathically

by David Illuminati June 4, 2016

Telepathetic

When two or more people have the same bad idea at the same time.

Things were looking up for the movement, but then, as often happens, the protestors became telepathetic. Without speaking a word, they simultaneously decided that it would be best to throw themselves off the cliff into the icy waters below. None survived.

by Squibward Bound July 19, 2012

telepathic sex

Long distance sex, usualy done by two people of the opposite sex. Done by picturing the other person at the other end, and masturbating at the same time.

1. "Hi Jeanny, let's do telepathic sex tonight at 11pm."
2. "I did telepathic sex with my boyfriend Bobby last nite, I squirted good."

by Wild Card July 28, 2008

telepathetic

When one is so pathetic, they are on a different plane of patheticism than others

Kenny waiting for 11 years for Miccah to love him is telepathetic.

by Mad Kitsune September 3, 2006

Telepathetic

To communicate a thought to someone and suddenly, the person next to you had the same thought.

Thing 1: Yo that lady looks like a twig!
Thing 2: I was literally about to say that!
Thing 1: Bro we're telepathetic!

by muahahaha143243 January 24, 2014

telepathetic

Pathetic over long distances. As in, a relationship.

Ever since John moved away, he and Sue have been so telepathetic.

by LeafyGreenVegetable June 15, 2009

Telepathetic

When you answer the phone and know the other persons a loser!

I knew you were going to call loser becuase I'm telepathetic!

by ilookmarvlus March 9, 2010