A strange creature, usually found inside a cave, hiding out with her many rubber ducks. Some species suffer from sexlexia. The Teloka's favourite food is fondue.
Because of it's obsession with ducks and fondue, you must not go near a Teloka with either of these things. If you are attacked, she can be fought off using an onion, or a cucumber.
Because of it's obsession with ducks and fondue, you must not go near a Teloka with either of these things. If you are attacked, she can be fought off using an onion, or a cucumber.
"Don't go near that Teloka, she'll throw a duck at you and steal your fondue!"
"Pass me that cucumber, here comes a Teloka!"
"Pass me that cucumber, here comes a Teloka!"
by Katiecorn April 21, 2008
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by Tjokkies May 4, 2019
Get the Tjokkies mug.telok kurau is now filled with minahs and xiaomeimei.cb got one minah 12 year old go date someone who look like 18 who goes fishing.chicken you think senior never go check check how our school is like now ah.then got p6 go take out shirt and show bra like got something to see.bro your tetek hor very de flat macam pancake you know.u dont show nehneh pok and think we dunno hor.anyways stan classes of 2020 and the past years after that cause we seniors all valid❓❓⁉️⁉️⁉️class of 2021 a bit siao hor.dont hate on our school thanks😁🙏
student of tkps:ya i go telok kurau primary school
friend:wah u so smart ah go tanjong katong primary
student:your father ah i go lee kuan yew school lah bodoh
person:chicken my father go take milk havent come back sia🥲🥲
friend:wah u so smart ah go tanjong katong primary
student:your father ah i go lee kuan yew school lah bodoh
person:chicken my father go take milk havent come back sia🥲🥲
by @yourmadersmellycb September 15, 2021
Get the telok kurau primary school mug.ok off the bat, we all looked like fucking smurfs in the head-to-toe bright blue uniform. like who the fuck tot it was a great idea to design a school uniform like this💀. i do rlly hope the uniform will change when eunos pri and tkps merge in 2022😀👍🏻 oso right, there only be 2 “good” classes per level but smh, most of them all go na nt 💀 like they not even gud sia except for the english teacher in 6 respect👍🏻👍🏻 oso right, the school dam small one and almost everyone had r/s. and funny how ppl don’t even know abt the school when it was Lee Kuan Yew’s primary school 💀💀 and ppl do be mistaking tkps for tanjong katong primary school
person 1: what school u from?
person 2: telok kurau primary school
person 1: what school? I NEVER HEARD OF IT LEH
person 2: EH HELLO U LIVING UNDER ROCK ISIT? ITS LEE KUAN YEW SCHOOL LEH
person 2: telok kurau primary school
person 1: what school? I NEVER HEARD OF IT LEH
person 2: EH HELLO U LIVING UNDER ROCK ISIT? ITS LEE KUAN YEW SCHOOL LEH
by we are temasekians September 22, 2021
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