Holy Thighble

The true Bible of a Man of culture .

Are you religious ?
i'd like to introduce you to my religion

what's your religion ?
"show the Holy Thighble"

I'm interested

by Subspinipes December 16, 2019

thigh riding

When one person opens their legs, and sits on someones thigh, and proceeds to dry hump said thigh until climax or as a form of foreplay.

David Beckham's thighs are so huge! Perfect for thigh riding.

by The Local Lilac December 13, 2016

Penis Thigh Trap

When a female convinces you that she is on birth control, and not to use a condom. And when the male is about to pull out to ejaculate, the female wraps her legs around the males torso, forcing him to cum inside her. (Most common occurrence in missionary position)

Example 1

"Emilio doesn't seem to like his wife very much,..... The only reason they got married is because he got Penis thigh trapped"

Example 2
"Shit man!" I was banging daves girlfriend last night, and she totally penis fly trapped me! Good thing I was fucking her in the ass!"

by Asapparky July 17, 2018

thigh kink

This is when you find thighs sexy or attractive. Especially thick thighs that can wrap around your waist tightly.

e.g. I have a thigh kink because of how gorgeous Gerard Way's thighs are.

by Gerard Way's thighs December 8, 2017

Thigh Highs

1. My demise
2. Socks that go above the knees to the thigh and can make any man weak

Man that hot girl was wearing thigh highs and I wanted to die

by The_Thigh_High_Guy March 15, 2017

Teilhard

n.

1. A Filipino-shaped indentation in one's sofa, often made deeper by the additional weight of a white woman, or accompanied by an indentation of a tall white woman.

2. In myth: A hangover-induced apparition said to be visible only after waking up after a night of drunken partying. It often takes the form of a Filipino man wrapped in a red shroud.

Go ahead and crash on the couch. Get cozy in the Teilhard.

Alright, but I don't wanna wake up to the Teilhard, he'll eat my fingers like lumpias.

by Juangalt February 22, 2010

Teignmouth

A place in Devon, UK, full of a very special breed of chav: the Devon chav. Like benefit street but worse.

That Teignmouth chav just spat at me from its pushchair. Pass the mace.

by Truthtellersunited November 15, 2014