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Wiener texting

The act of sending a text message by strategically flopping your chode upon the cold surface of your phone's touchscreen keyboard, then proceeding to flop it upon the 'send' key.
Person one: Bro, why the hell did you send me a bunch of random letters?
Person two: HOW DARE YOU! I was wiener texting you.
Person one: I consider it a distinct honor.
by dsman444 May 15, 2016
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double texting

when someone texts you and you dont respond so they text you again later.
hailey: hi (10:11am)
hailey: hru? (1:35pm)
martin: im ok. (3:09pm)

martin: hailey wont stop double texting me. she's getting on my nerves (1:38pm)
aiden: damn man (1:39pm)
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Texting it out

The act of "working it out" (aka. resolving a dispute) through texting as opposed to in person.
"Hey joan, what's up?"
"Grr, I got into a fight with my boyfriend, I'm trying to work it out. Were text fighting right now."
"Oh so your texting it out?"
"Pretty much yah."
by T-swizzle October 16, 2009
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Slur texting

A text you receive from someone who is clearly under the influence of some serious alcohol, and you have to decode the texts as they come through.
Ex of slur texting: hey what are you up to?

Slur texter: nothing mush jUst hsngkng out wuth my frienDs. Went out for a dribk.j
by Frizzbitch1234 September 3, 2014
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Drunk Texting

When you’re absolutely cocked out of your mind and you text people things you’d never ever text them while sober.
Your friend: “You were so drunk last night
You: “No I wasn’t what are you talkin about?”
Your friend: “Dude you were drunk texting your dad asking if he was a virgin.”
You: “Ahhhh fuck me not again.”’
Your friend: “What?”
You: “Nevermind.”
by brenfo_27 November 27, 2019
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testing

To test or to try someone by irritating, aggravating, annoying or anything less than pleasurable.

Testing can also be a premeditated plot to see what you would do in a certain situation.
"This boy's been testing my patience all day."

"He asked me if I wanted a 3some but I think he was just testing me. He don't get down like that."
by Jfender24 March 24, 2008
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Shatner texting

When someone sends several 1-3 word texts to complete a sentence, thought, phrase, or anything that would take a normal person one text to send. This behavior can cause the reciever of Shatner texts to have their phones freeze because of the abundance or texts coming at once. It can also cause aggravation and annoyance because the reciever cannot read the first text because the rest of the texts are strolling in. Not to be confused with spamming. Named after William Shatner's speech patterns.
(Bob texting Mary)
Bob:What are

Bob:you

Bob:doing later

Bob: this evening?

Bob:I was

Bob:thinking

Bob:maybe you

Bob: and

Mary: Stop Shatner texting me!

Bob: I

Bob:could see

Bob: a movie

Bob: at the

Bob: cinema

Mary:*throws phone*
by enzymes August 12, 2012
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