driving like a pissed off teenager 

Originally from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, anytime a real driver loses his or her touch, putting themselves in a position where they endanger their own safety or that of the other drivers on the road, they are said to be "driving like a pissed off teenager".

Lucius: "You know you're driving like a pissed off teenager, okay?"
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."

driving like a pissed off teenager by malarky2020 December 16, 2009

Teenagers 

People that scare the living shit outta Gerard Way!

GERARD WAY:Teenagers scare the living shit outta me,and they could care less as long as Someone'll bleed!

Teenagers by St.JIMMMMY November 7, 2019

r/teenagers 

A subreddit full of angsty teenagers who like to challenge eachother to stick their dick in unusual objects.

Person 1: Hey have you been to r/teenagers recently?
Person 2: Sorry I can't right now, im trying to stick my dick in a bottle of laundry detergent

r/teenagers by SyzlicDefinesShit June 29, 2019

Teenager 

A funny age, where you're not quite a child - not quite an adult. Little kids think it's cool to be a teenager (it isn't). Adults assume we're all dumb fuckers who get drunk on benches and cause trouble (not all of us). People always say if a teenager is unhappy or going through a tough time, it's down to hormones. How irritating for someone to say this, when you're going through genuine problems. A lot of us have major worries. School, jobs, family, relationships, friends, the way we look - there's a lot of expectations thrown upon us. Excuse us for not being jolly 24/7. We're also very well aware, the choices we make today will affect the rest of our lives. The last thing we want is to grow up to be old and bitter; full of regret! Just cut us some slack, please. Most of us are decent human beings!

Old woman #1: Oh, look at that teenager with his baggy jeans and hoody. I suppose he's just spray painted a wall! *laughs*
Old woman #2: What are you talking about?

Teenager by threeohthreeftw September 22, 2010

Teenager 

People who are treated like children but expected to act like adults

Adult 1: You are only a teenager, I can't trust you with this

Adult 2: Grow up, you aren't a child anymore

Teenager by Asdflgasm April 26, 2015

teenager 

People who get no repect and are looked down upon because some of us are idiots.

Not all teenagers are bad, disrespectful, know-it-all, idiots. It's just a pathetic sterotype.

teenager by seth_cohen_fan January 15, 2006

teenager 

thought to be a no-good-being, full of trouble and constantly doing illegal things. when in reality, we like unicorns, footy pyjamas, disney movies, and peanutbutter and jam sandwiches. we make a production out of eating fishy crackers or animal crackers. we like bubbles and sparkles and we wish we were jedi knights. when we grow up we want to be princesses and super heros. we like domo, phineas and ferb, finding nemo and we sing the bill nye the science guy theme song when it comes on. sure not all of us are like this. but i know a lot of people my age (15) have the maturity level of a 6 year old. we aren't all into getting smashed doing drugs having wild parties and sex.

teen: bye mom i'm going out?
mom:where are you going?
teen: to jens house to watch finding nemo. she got a new lightsaber too... and i want one too.... can i have one mom?
mom: you're supposed to be a teenager not a six year old.
teen: mom, i am 15. i am a teenager. i'm just more fun than you were when you were 15.

teenager by meanwhile, in the real world September 6, 2011