Teejsparkles

An internet famous queen that is perfect and lovely in every way and everyone loves him!!!

Teejsparkles? You mean that hilarious boy on twitter

by Notteejsparkles April 18, 2013

Teejism

Being unable to go through an everyday social interaction with a stranger, such as a shop assistant, without making a light hearted comment which makes the situation more awkward

Friend 1 to waiter "I'll have a hot chocolate please"
Friend 2 to waiter "Excuse my child of a friend, I'll have a filter coffee please"
Friend 1 to friend 2 "See what I mean, you suffer from teejism"

by Derbz89 December 5, 2011

Tejus

A guy named Tejus will quickly become one of the sweetest guys you know of, but he’s kind of popular and talks to other people a lot because of his charming personality. A Tejus is usually very sensitive on the inside and keeps his feelings well guarded. Because of this, don’t be surprised if you catch him serenading to his fans with his guitar. (He probably has a voice of pure golden honey). Unfortunately, boys with the name Tejus tend to lack the skill of reading emotional cues from others because of their own everlasting happiness. That’s most likely why he doesn’t like books and movies too much and prefers skateboarding. But like any other boy, he loves memes and has a great sense of humor. He also surfs PH once in a while, but who can blame him? His experience on the internet could explain the rather dominant yet protective personality he has in the bedroom and in intimate relationships.

All in all, men with this name are the perfect boy next door’s to sink your teeth into and satisfy your desire for a picture perfect romance.

A - “Yo, is that Tejus? Goddamn he’s so cute.”

by demoness April 26, 2020

thejusman1

(n).
1. A living God in the 21st century.
2. Used to refer to a person or thing that is the epitome of coolness.
3. Future ruler of the world and all its denizens.
4. Sexiest man alive, excluding all hermaphrodites.
5. Also goes by the name "Shinster" "Nitsuj" "Justerminator" and "Goatse giver."

Wow, that guy is so cool, he could be like thejusman1

by Justin July 10, 2003

Thejus

The Best and the Loving in a Group.
Not afraid of anything .Will Do anything for loved ones.

He is Thejus

by The Sin Eater November 21, 2021

Tejus

A strange creature indeed. Eats cheese for a living, is more useless than man nipples, and partakes in paranormal activity. These unusual creatures are commonly found behind Safeway and Wendy's and less commonly around Starbucks, Walmart, and the library. In these locations they are usually: Getting high, eating cheese, talking about rubber duckies, playing in a trash bin, and rarely, jumping on cars. Be wary of the tejus. It is not known what their purpose is, hence being useless as man nipples. However, they are rumored to attack violently, so I recommend to GTFO if you see a tejus.

Bill and Nick are having a nice Lunch at Wendy

Bill: Hey what the fuck is that guy doing he's jumping on cars and smoking some weed or something? Wtf??

Nick: Must be a tejus. We gotta get the fuck outta here before he starts jumping on our car

Bill: yeah

Bill and nick zoom away

by FluffyBunny666 July 10, 2015

Teejasaurous Rex

A man that has a way with the ladies that makes other men jealous but is terrified of vaginas. He loves nights hanging out on porches with torches, burning witches to their scorches. Loves nipples, because without them tits would have no point. Wahooo.

The teejasaurous Rex walked into the porch ready to get crazy with nipples and torches while yelling.... "wahooo!"

by Ladogg8828 December 5, 2016