1 definition by FluffyBunny666
A strange creature indeed. Eats cheese for a living, is more useless than man nipples, and partakes in paranormal activity. These unusual creatures are commonly found behind Safeway and Wendy's and less commonly around Starbucks, Walmart, and the library. In these locations they are usually: Getting high, eating cheese, talking about rubber duckies, playing in a trash bin, and rarely, jumping on cars. Be wary of the tejus. It is not known what their purpose is, hence being useless as man nipples. However, they are rumored to attack violently, so I recommend to GTFO if you see a tejus.
Bill and Nick are having a nice Lunch at Wendy
Bill: Hey what the fuck is that guy doing he's jumping on cars and smoking some weed or something? Wtf??
Nick: Must be a tejus. We gotta get the fuck outta here before he starts jumping on our car
Bill: yeah
Bill and nick zoom away
Bill: Hey what the fuck is that guy doing he's jumping on cars and smoking some weed or something? Wtf??
Nick: Must be a tejus. We gotta get the fuck outta here before he starts jumping on our car
Bill: yeah
Bill and nick zoom away
by FluffyBunny666 June 29, 2015