ted

A fan of rockabilly music.
The Welsh Psychobilly group Demented are Go! used the word to form their name, as it is a modification of "Demon Teds are Go!", because psychobilly music is strongly connected to horror themes, Demon Teds seemed to be a logical name for Psychobilly afficionados.

Demon Teds are Go = Demented are Go!
If you are a rockabilly fan, you are a ted.

by Psycho Billy May 02, 2007

ted

Turner Field; 755 Hank Aaron Drive; Braves Stadium

The game tonight at the Ted had traffic on the connector fucked up back to 14th St.

by Nick Victim April 30, 2004

ted

The Ted Williams Tunnel in Boston.

I want to go to Logan Airport from the Mass Pike, so I'll take the Ted to there.

by God July 22, 2003

ted

The South African politicians way of pronouncing "turd". Same goes for "bed" (bird), "thed" (third) etc.

Buthelezi: Eish, I just founa eh eh eh ted unner ma chair (translation: I can't believe it, I just found a turd under my chair)

by BluePhoenix666 March 25, 2008

The Ted

Ted is a well known clown who resides in New York city. He can be found hanging out with teenagers despite the fact that he is nearing senior citizenship.
His haircut is commonly referred to as "The Ted". Witnesses have claimed that it resembles a botched lobotomy.
You too can sport "The Ted", just go to your local barber, ask him to shave the sides of your head, and hit you in the back of the head with a ice pick a few times.

Dick Pound - Holy fuck! Is that an escaped mental patient?

Magnus Ver Magnusson - No dick, its just a man with a haircut resembling that which is referred to as "The Ted"

by Jeremy Bklyn January 03, 2011

Ted Ted

Ted is a criminal dating back to before Christ. If you see Ted call the police or run. Teds criminal record is stated below

DOB:1972-02-07

Race:Lizard

Sex:Please
Eyes:Brown
Height:7 ft 11 in

Hair:None
Weight:14 tons.
Offense or Statute
Offense/Statute:Rape-1st:forcible CompulsionDate Convicted:12 April 1993, 1 March 2022, 1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442

Offense/Statute:Sexual Abuse 1st Degree:contact By Forcible CompulsionDate

Convicted:1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442

Offense/Statute:Sodomy:intercourse Forcible CompulsionDate

Convicted: 1 March 2022

Offense/Statute:Unlawful Imprisonment-1st DegreeDate

Convicted:1 January 19 BC, 28 February 1442

Offense/Statute:Rape-1st:forcible CompulsionDate

Convicted:12 April 1993

Offense/Statute:Sexual Abuse 1st Degree:contact By Forcible CompulsionDate

Convicted:12 April 1993

Offense/Statute:Sodomy:intercourse Forcible CompulsionDate

Convicted:12 April 1993

Offense/Statute:Unlawful Imprisonment-1st DegreeDate

Convicted:12 April 1993

Oh god did you hear about Mia.
No, what happened.

She’s keeping Ted Ted as a pet.
Oh god.

by Trialacrobat308 April 06, 2022

Ted

He is my best friend. He's someone who's always smiling no matter what the circumstances. Someone who never judges anyone. Someone whom is always there for you through thick and thin. A goofy, silly guy who loves cracking jokes at the most awkward, yet somehow appropriate, moments. The love of my life.

Ted is my hero.

by Nerdy on the inside. April 08, 2013