Ted

A true epic gamer and musician.

Woah he’s such a Ted

by LoneSpaceMan March 18, 2019

ted

cool guy

"I love ted"
"cool guy"

by Stabbingcheetah87 February 22, 2022

Ted

The name ted is to be very smooth and sexy around girls. They seem to be able to talk to them easily.

Person 1: I met a guy who was really smooth with girls today
Person 2: You must have met Ted.

by jlupssss123 July 13, 2014

Ted

A smoking high addict 24/7 but still lovable to those he trust. He does not give a fuck about anything and does whatever he wants.

Girl said, Someone set off the alarm!!
Girl 2 replied, It's Ted again.

by TeehMark309 February 1, 2018

TED

Acronym. Typical Enlisted Dude. A slang term used to classify the junior enlisted portion of the military. A total cliche. Probably only joined the military because they watch too many movies. TEDs can easily be identified by their motivated regulation haircuts, lack of fashion sense, dopey personality, mindless devotion to their particular branch of service, limited vocabulary, and arrogant sense of self worth. They usually serve a some small role in the military, which often involves carrying guns to work. Typical Officer Dudes are obviously TODs

1) Air Wing Marine: Man, what a rough week. We had to send 3 planes overseas.
Grunt: Stupid POG! Why not join the infantry like a real Marine!
Air Wing Marine: Because I got higher than a 30 on the ASVAB, TED

2) Marine 1: Dude, look at the high and tight on that tool.

Marine 2 Hey TED(yelling)!

Marine 1: holy shit he looked. What a tool.

by ThreeFiveTwo June 10, 2010

Ted

A person who kills a joke by stating something obvious. Derivative of the scene from Family Guy where Ted Turner says 'Like a bisexual'.

Guy 1: And she called me Brendan!
Guy 2: Haha that's funny!
Guy 3: It's funny, because your name is Brian!
Guy 1 & 2: Thanks Ted.

by TotallyAwesomeIndividual October 4, 2009

Ted

extremely awesome, a really cool kid, is definetly not gay, probably has lots of friends, and all the chicks like him

Ted is really pimpalicious

by ted the greatest February 21, 2009