technopheliac

A person who is constantly buying new technology (cell phones, mp3 players, etc) for the purpose of showing them off. A person that just "bleeds" technology. comes from technophile and hemopheliac.

"Hey!! Check out my new wireless PDA/Cellphone/mp3 player/coffe maker/garage door opener!"
"Is that really necessary?"
"Well...no... But I HAD to show you."
"You're such a technopheliac."

by Jacob McClenahan September 25, 2005

technophiliasticity

Your ability to adapt to (technological) change, driven by your love for all things technology related.

My technophiliasticity made the move from TikTok to Clubhouse a lot easier for me than it was for my grandma.

by En Al Vee March 5, 2021

technophile

Someone who is obsessed and completely up-to-date with the latest technology and media.

Hipsters are technophiles, for primitive shit.

by Baconbeer November 21, 2011

Technophenia

Technophenia is a condition in which a techno geek exhibits rapid changing technology fan boy enthusiasm for the latest technology fad before moving on and bashing that same technology.

Often found to be an early adopter of social media sites and as quickly deleting their account only to return again when new functionality is introduced.

The term is a tribute The Who's classic rock album Quadrophenia and the protagonist Jimmy's four personalities.

Robert deleted his Facebook account again, he has technophenia.

by RBsWords August 23, 2012

technophoria

n. (tehk-no-FOR-ee-ah)

The high you get from purchasing the latestt and greatest high tech gadget.

(A shout out to the Spyentist who helped me engineer this.)

"I was overwhelmed with the sense of technophoria when I bought the latest BananaPhone 5000".

by dorkusmaximus November 2, 2011

Technophille

A consumer often inundated with technology, as a means of distracting from the drawbacks and dangers of capitalist culture. Technophilles often find themselves staring at the shiniest new iPhone, or the newest news in science. This keeps the consumer complacent with worldwide ecological destruction, and class oppression.

The technophille in my reading club keeps his nose in front of the TV, to keep his emotions controlled by mass culture.

by UrbaniteHater October 29, 2021

technophile

Someone who becomes sexual aroused while in the presence of latest technology.

Technophile: I have nothing better to do but bash gaming consoles and care about which console is selling best.

Me: Just play your fucking ps3 and shut the fuck up, no one gives a fuck.

Example 2:
Technophile: ...Ipod...Ipod...Ipod..........ipod...

by Astro man February 6, 2008