Tearjerkation

Verb from: tearjerkate. To masturbate ferociously using your tears as lubricant.

In a sentence: "Patrick tearjerkated for 2 weeks straight after that girl Susan stood him up at Prom" "Tearjerkation is the only way Patrick can get off now"

by Matcaker November 14, 2014

tearjerker moment

when something makes you so happy you can't help but jerk off while you cry tears of joy

ron swanson had a tearjerker moment when he visited the grand canyon. his tears and his seed fell into the heart of the colorado river below.

by taineekewbinpeenus December 11, 2014

Tearjerking

To tearjerk

tearjerking: to tearjerk, masturbate whilst crying.

by Backlit Villain October 16, 2008

Tearjerker

A man who uses his own tears as lubrication during masturbation.

Jack is such a creep, he's a tearjerker.

by afrijapc July 1, 2010

Tearjerk

The act of masturbating whilst crying. i.e to crystabate

Tearjerk: Cracking one off during the emotional ending of Armageddon.

by Backlit Villain October 16, 2008

Tearjerker

When you cry while masturbating.

That drama was a real tearjerker; I couldn't stop myself from crying into my balls.

by TheOTerAuthorOtter June 4, 2017

Tearjerker

Tearjerker is a song off of the Red Hot Chili Peppers record ‘One Hot Minute’. The song is about fellow musician Kurt Cobain, the lead singer of Nirvana. In the song, Anthony Kiedis is heard singing about Cobain’s “pale blue eyes” and “whiskers”. Kiedis also references the night that he met Cobain, whom was backstage wearing a dress (typical).

Dave: What’s your favorite RHCP song?
Krist: Hmm… maybe Tearjerker because it’s about Kurt.

by Fleaswife January 8, 2022