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Teemo

Satan
Why we can't have nice things
Everything wrong with League of Legends
Why they let you surrender
User1: They have a Teemo
User2: Surrender at 20
User3: Agreed
by Lord Revan77 November 23, 2016
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telosico

originally derived from the Spanish "cállate el osico" which roughly translates to "silence your snout". A very crass way to tell someone to shut up. Often only used among very close friends.

Popular along the Mexico-Texas border.
-"Ay what were you wearing last night, you looked busted girl"
-"Telosico, pendeja"
by El Joto del apartamento 512 February 26, 2019
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Telma

She's the best person you'll ever met.
She's caring, sweet, a little bestie to take care of.
Such a cutie.
She thinks of herself a normal girl like all the other ones. But she's different.
She'll always be by your side when you need it.
A honest person. She always tells the truth. She can't lie to anyone.
She'll never get into a fight, hurt someone, neither hurt someone's feelings.
She'll always comfort you.
She'll never let you go.
She'll never leave you.
Such a wonderful person.
I'm not lying.
Telma is my bestie, my cousin and my confident.
And I love her.
She thinks she's fat, but she's more like a model!
You can talk with her for hours and never get bored.
God, she's an angel.
She's my angel.
She thinks her crush will never love her.
Her crush is idiot.
He has an angel and even wants more!?
What a disgrace.
She'll find her soulmate soon.
I know it.
But David's not her soulmate.
That's very clear.
If you ever meet a Telma, never let her go.
She'll change your life like anyone did.
She deserves the best.
And I hope she'll find her own angel.
'Cause she's one.
Wow, she is everything, sweet, cute, honest, beautiful, caring...

Then you found a Telma
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Teemo

An annoying pissant gerbil, grinning as he fucks up your shit, the stinky bastard will ruin your whole teamfight.
That fucking Teemo and his fucking mushrooms and his fucking blind.
by FuckTeemoInHisGerbilAss November 15, 2012
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Telma

Nurturer, Caregiver. Stubborn at times and strong-willed. Likely to hurt one's feelings if unprepared for brutal honesty but well-intentioned and loving. Loves to laugh but because of past hurts may mask her tenderness by putting up a wall. Once you crack her shell she's a kitty cat. Telma's have a wild side as well - get to know one...
by pconsuela October 4, 2012
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teemo'd

Dying in the most gruesome way to Teemo including; baited into a land field of mushroom, poked to death, blinded to death, and getting baited by his global taunt and following him into his team.
I Teemo'd into baron pit.
by The Blind Monk August 14, 2015
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