Tassel-tot

A little beaverboy hungry for jizz.(a tassel-tot often chases it's jizz target)

The tassel-tot chased me saying "I'll kill you motherfucker!"

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

skank-tassel

Donald Trump's hair skank-tassel

That thing on top of Donald Trump's head looks like a skank-tassel!

by Jannopop September 8, 2016

tuna tassels

When a girl has big hanging lips on her vagina.

kind of like meat curtains

dayum, she is fine but I heard she has some big sloppy tuna tassels.

by joppyslow August 31, 2013

Tassel Gash

Referring to a woman's genetalia with over grown pubic hair.

Her pubes are so long they hang like tassels, she has a tassel gash

by Lezzers101 August 2, 2016

Poo Tassel

only cunts wear tassels and poo stinks of shit, possibly the worst combination ever made - quality insult

oi mate your a massive poo tassel

by rwdnUK October 13, 2010

Tassel Blasted

When your co-worker wears a tassel on his ear and then whips his head quickly to the side, blasting you in the face with nothing but pink tassel.

Me: Dude, why is Joe out today?
Jason: Didn't you hear, he got totally tassel blasted

by The Grumpy Munchkin December 2, 2013

tasselled wobbegong

A penis, with class.
A rich dick.

I don't like how he thinks he's better then every one else! Him and his tasselled wobbegong!

by Tekurumoto October 12, 2019