Tirpitz

A german battleship from ww2

Nerd: do you know what happend to tirpitz

Normie: your mom

by 1230987456 November 9, 2019

Tarping

The act of being ejaculated on, while wearing a rain poncho, or equivalent (e.g. garbage bag) by a group of masturbating men.

"I'm planning on checking out the Sunday night hentai show at the porno theatre, so I'm bringing a poncho. Let the tarping begin!"

OR:

"Sounds like it's raining."
"No, that's just those pervs tarping that old lady."

by SkeezyMike August 19, 2013

Toilet Tarping

To put unfolded toilet paper, napkins or paper towels down in the toilet to prevent backsplash from the shit hitting the toilet water. Works great for diarrhea!!

Biff: "Damn brosef, every time I take a shit the water splashes back into my asshole!"

Melvin: "Damn Biff, that shit sucks...I told you, you need to start toilet tarping..."

by Freees4224 June 28, 2009

Tarpitt

Red-Bull Wine in a red bull can. Preferably Charles Shaw's vintage Pinot Grig. However, if desperate you can use a red wine.

Raw: Hey man, want a mondo tarpitt.
Box: Yeah, I'm not a poser.
Raw: Cool.

by rawdog September 29, 2012

Turpitude

Wickedness, and vileness.

That chocolate pie is full of turpitude, just look in it's eyes!

by That guy in black December 17, 2008

Tardition

A tradition that is utterly stupid or defies logic. No one's sure why it's still in effect.

"So wait, why aren't you going to be at the party on Saturday?"
"First Saturday of every month my family gets drunk, plays cards and yells at each other. It's a little tardition we have"
"...lame."

by theWeeds January 27, 2008

Trapito

Tranny in Spanish

Bruh Thailand is full of trannys
Bro Tailandia está lleno de trapitos

by StPablo November 28, 2020