tardinal

A team member of the "Tardinals" sports team. Usually a tard who plays for a team called the "Cardinals" but is to retarded to pronounce it correctly.

Man: " And what team are you on son?"

Tard: " I'm a Tardinal"

Man: "Well, De de dee then.."

by Devery December 31, 2006

tardfingers

A temporary ailment, resulting in typing much like that of people who shit on their keyboards and choke on their pants.

"That guy is pretty gunny."
"Wow... You've got tardfingers today. You can't type for shit."

by gide0n May 20, 2009

Tardinio

A mildly offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an idiotic or generally stupid way.

Used in Cork by students on College Road.

Derived originally from the term "retard"

- "For the tenth time, did you put out the recycling?"
- "Shit, no I forgot again!"
- "Tardinio."

"Tardinio numero uno" - The ultimate Tardinio

- "Lads, ye are without a doubt the biggest Tardinio's I have ever come across." - Gentlemen, ye are the most idiotic, stupid individuals that I have ever aquainted

by Tardinio numero uno January 11, 2010

Tardknuckle

A person so righteously and unapologetically stubborn in their ignorance that their mental faculties are in question.

I support women’s rights, because I’m not a Christian conservative tardknuckle from Alabama.

by Dean Wilton May 22, 2019

Tarkington

There’s Redneck Finney’s .There’s crackheads like Tret Carpenter and Dawson Snead and their gay.Tarkington is very dumb but the football basketball basebvall and track is the best teams to go and try out. There couzin fukers in Tarkington. But it’s better than Cleveland and splendora bc they do drugs and fight but Tarkington has a couple of bad ppl in the town. Not tryin bully on Tret or Dawson. But u know their diks. But if you need your car or truck fix come to Tarkington high school. And yes I am a yee-yee person and no I don’t like to fuk my cousins like all the rest of the yee-yees.

Bobby- let’s go in the duly to go to school at Tarkington

Levi- heck ya but I’ll take my truck and race you to Tarkington ok
Bobby- ok bruh I’ll beat you to Tarkington

Levi- bet you won’t

by Steve dumb September 19, 2019

tarding

The act of being retarded.

Ex: Josh was so tarding over bob
Ex: Billy was tarding so bad, we left him at the mall.

by Lekana October 1, 2005

tarding out

The action of an electronic device which does not function for an extended amount of time or frequently for short periods of time. This is usually associated with computers and cellphones.

Sorry I couldn't answer back last night, my phone was tarding out on me.

I'm trying to print, but the computer keeps tarding out!

by Gainesville Greenhouse June 11, 2011