The act of inserting a semi-flaccid penis into an orifice and then letting it get bigger on the inside.
She didn't think I was packing much but after a little TARDIS action she had nothing to complain about.
by King Mab April 17, 2015
1) "You can never do anything right! You're just too tardy!"
2) "Explain why you are so tardy today!"
2) "Explain why you are so tardy today!"
by spronkey November 30, 2003
1. When you arrive to a destination after the time you're supposed to be there.
2. When you act stupid, borderline retarded
2. When you act stupid, borderline retarded
1. James was late to class, so he was tardy.
2. James was on time to class, but it was a Sunday and he didn't have school, so he was tardy.
2. James was on time to class, but it was a Sunday and he didn't have school, so he was tardy.
by GodsRedhead April 05, 2010
A device often wished for by software developers who have been given unreasonable deadlines to complete their work. Although typically this would be used to give the benefit of hindsight to oneself in the past, many would wish to use it to kill the parent/grandparent of the project manager, thus ensuring they will never have been born.
by FatHairyCoder March 23, 2005
1) Acronym for Time And Relative Dimension In Space. Spaceship owned by the Doctor from Dr.Who, with the ability to travel through space and time. Takes the form of a 1950's British police box, although this is merely because the camouflage unit is malfunctioning. The TARDIS is also a lot bigger on the inside than on the outside, theoretically, it can be infinite in size.
2) A woman who sleeps around; who is "Bigger on the inside than on the outside"
2) A woman who sleeps around; who is "Bigger on the inside than on the outside"
"It's called the Tardis . . . . it can travel anywhere in time and space . . . . and it's mine!"
"Awh man! I regret sleeping with Jenny, last night! She's such a Tardis!"
"Awh man! I regret sleeping with Jenny, last night! She's such a Tardis!"
by Morbo_Destroyer February 01, 2014
by spronkey November 30, 2003
When you’re tardy for class, because of you don’t know the buss lines too well here yet. Because of men hitting on you and distracting you, the police,
people asking you for directions and you don’t want them to get lost and I had to eat something for our people, oh also phones, need charging.
people asking you for directions and you don’t want them to get lost and I had to eat something for our people, oh also phones, need charging.