The act of washing the anus by performing a handstand against the wall of a shower so that the flow of the water shoots directs from the shower head into crumhole, resulting a pleasant yet cleansing experience.
to successfully pull off the tarantula the legs of the participant must be at least slightly bent, forming a spider-like pose.
CAUTION: VERY DANGEROUS IF FLOOR IS SLICK. MAKE SURE HAND TRACTION IS SUFFICIENT OR A FALL COULD OCCUR, RESULTING IN STERILIZATION.
also is the most accessible way to make the transition to the starfish
to successfully pull off the tarantula the legs of the participant must be at least slightly bent, forming a spider-like pose.
CAUTION: VERY DANGEROUS IF FLOOR IS SLICK. MAKE SURE HAND TRACTION IS SUFFICIENT OR A FALL COULD OCCUR, RESULTING IN STERILIZATION.
also is the most accessible way to make the transition to the starfish
Adam and Dave took turns doing the tarantula in the fraternity house shower, for they both had taken especially nasty dumps that day.
by Adam the Dominator November 11, 2008
Fucking Ginormous Spiders. They're well known for scaring the shit outta people. There nice pets though, and some are quite nice.
1. Dave - Holy shit! Look at the size of that thing! *shudder*
*Tarantula eats Dave*
Steve - Poor dave.
2. Aww. Its kinda cute, I guess.
*Tarantula eats Dave*
Steve - Poor dave.
2. Aww. Its kinda cute, I guess.
by AnimeHzrd16 January 12, 2010
For example, you are watching corrie on the T.V and you see a large house Spider, and you scream' " OH MY GOD! Its a TARANTULA!".
by Adam Woodhouse November 23, 2005
Tarantula tuh-ran-chuh-luh
• noun, plural (las)
1. A busted female anus. One acquires such an asshole when it becomes over populated by the male genitalia.
The term "tarantula" is used in this context because of how anal wrinkles spread out like that of a spider's legs.
If the girl's asshole is hairy, this further solidified the fact that she has a tarantula.
• noun, plural (las)
1. A busted female anus. One acquires such an asshole when it becomes over populated by the male genitalia.
The term "tarantula" is used in this context because of how anal wrinkles spread out like that of a spider's legs.
If the girl's asshole is hairy, this further solidified the fact that she has a tarantula.
Before I met Aaron's new girlfriend, he showed me a picture of her tarantula on the internet. I couldn't look her in the face.
by detective_tg9 August 12, 2009
by aquaman September 28, 2004
by recklessbird,blindsnake March 13, 2018
A drink for the discerning pallet.
Guiness mixed with Bundergerg rum and coke paired with a green olive.
The olive elivates the drink worthy of the gods.
Guiness mixed with Bundergerg rum and coke paired with a green olive.
The olive elivates the drink worthy of the gods.
by ThirstyMiner December 21, 2016