mexican tapdance

soccer or playing soccer

I drove by the park and there were some people doing the mexican tapdance

by Dave Galawikiz May 10, 2008

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza is a hard/math/grind/core band from Arizona. Their song titles have such interesting names as "My Bowling Ball's Frozen in a Footlocker in Chicago" and "5 Deep On Charlie".

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza (the band, not the fundraiser) is the best band name since Dick Wrinkles.

by zomgzhaxed January 5, 2009

Purple tap dancer

a tap dancing homosexual male who receives aggressive anal sex in a purple suit

Dude I just walked in on a purple tap dancer and his man shit was traumatizing

by Purple pluggin December 29, 2021

salt shaking tap dancer

To spread lies, gossip, bullshit on so thick your gonna need a canoe with a 10 hp motor to get threw it

:Bill: I never had sex with that woman.

:Charlie: Yeah? Well I've never done drugs either,

:Alex: your both salt shaking tap dancers, ya jackwagons

by animalsr4eating July 11, 2011

Jezus Tapdancing Christ

Jesus Christ, Oh my God.

Jezus Tapdancing Christ! Did he really say that?

by Lil-Dragon August 19, 2018

Dulcie the famous tap dancer

Dulcie is a sweet sweet sexual individual. She likes ponies and lollipops and walking in fields in daylight. She enjoys phone sex but only on wednesdays at 8. She can do magical things with her tongue. She eats eyeballs for lunch, electrical cords for dinner, and never eats breakfast, unless she has a hangover.

some person : hey, you know that dulcie the famous tap dancer?!
you: sure ! she's the cat's meow ! damn.

by tapdancinghoemuncher July 31, 2009

Horizontal Tapdance

vrb. The act of making love.

Me and LaShawnda just got done doing the Horizontal Tapdance.

by CAMMYdoodles January 21, 2009