Noun. An attractiVe male who is someone’s uncle. A double entendre referencing firstly, the “hotness” of the sauce itself. Secondly playing off the break down the word; “tap” (as in to tap that) and “tio” (Spanish for uncle).
Adj. To describe anyone that is hot but kind of basic.
Adj. To describe anyone that is hot but kind of basic.
N. Look at Vinny playing with his niece. He’s such a tapatio.
Adj. Did you see that chick in the cut off Zeppelin tee? So hot but bet she can’t name a song. She’s so tapatio.
Adj. Did you see that chick in the cut off Zeppelin tee? So hot but bet she can’t name a song. She’s so tapatio.
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After Thelma and Louise, Brad Pitts career took off. As he waited for studio advances in his next role, he had to make ends meet.
Universal agreed Pitt would be the next big thing. First, they insisted he have his teeth straightened. Being Pitt didn’t have any money, and was existing only on tacos in East LA served from Taco Trucks, he had to take on a job prepping veggies and making salsa. The salsa he made was mediocre at best but with the ego of Pitt believing it was the best hot sauce ever, he had a plan.
Pitt took his plan to the American Association of Orthodontics (AAO) and pitched it. “ I’ll be the next best thing if I can get my teeth straightened. Being I don’t have a cent to my name, I’ll leverage my future earnings in hopes that the AAO will provide me the money. In exchange, I will provide my likeness and recipe for my East LA famous Salsa, Papi Pitts.”
They liked the idea but wanted to be sure they had their name on the bottle. They insisted AAO would be on the label.
While drunk on pulque, Pitt showed up to work one morning and ate an absurd amount of tacos to cure the hangover. Of course he had a copy of the contract with him as he had for weeks.
As he sat at the benches outside the truck, it struck him. An anagram of AAO and Pitt to create a new senseless word would keep him in compliance, his face centered and his teeth would be straight.
It only took a few minutes to recognize there is only one reasonable word that includes AAO and Pitt.
Tapatio
Universal agreed Pitt would be the next big thing. First, they insisted he have his teeth straightened. Being Pitt didn’t have any money, and was existing only on tacos in East LA served from Taco Trucks, he had to take on a job prepping veggies and making salsa. The salsa he made was mediocre at best but with the ego of Pitt believing it was the best hot sauce ever, he had a plan.
Pitt took his plan to the American Association of Orthodontics (AAO) and pitched it. “ I’ll be the next best thing if I can get my teeth straightened. Being I don’t have a cent to my name, I’ll leverage my future earnings in hopes that the AAO will provide me the money. In exchange, I will provide my likeness and recipe for my East LA famous Salsa, Papi Pitts.”
They liked the idea but wanted to be sure they had their name on the bottle. They insisted AAO would be on the label.
While drunk on pulque, Pitt showed up to work one morning and ate an absurd amount of tacos to cure the hangover. Of course he had a copy of the contract with him as he had for weeks.
As he sat at the benches outside the truck, it struck him. An anagram of AAO and Pitt to create a new senseless word would keep him in compliance, his face centered and his teeth would be straight.
It only took a few minutes to recognize there is only one reasonable word that includes AAO and Pitt.
Tapatio
by Estuardo, El Jefe February 4, 2023
Get the Tapatío mug.A spicy or aggressive hand job that is normally performed by a Klingon warrior.
Also, apply hot sauce to your hand before a hand job is performed
(I'm a big fan of newbie star trek)
Also, apply hot sauce to your hand before a hand job is performed
(I'm a big fan of newbie star trek)
by Aldosim November 18, 2021
Get the Tapatio Hot Hand mug.The greatest tasting tortilla chips known to mankind. Watch out though, they're highly addictive. You may find yourself eating 2 whole large bags in one sitting, even if you aren't stoned.
Ryan:Dude this is my 5th bag of tapatio doritos this week.
Brandon: That's it? I'm on my 8th.
Ryan: I'll be right back, I'm going to winco for more!
Brandon: That's it? I'm on my 8th.
Ryan: I'll be right back, I'm going to winco for more!
by odo55 April 5, 2013
Get the Tapatio Doritos mug.Tapatio Eye Syndrome is when you get Tapatio hot sauce in your eye, either on accident or purpose, on the eyelids the sensation can be described as similar to a very bad sunburn. Tapatio eye syndrome causes the eyes to water and in extreme cases may cause blurry vision. Many believe that it's a myth, or that people are weak/overreacting.. until it happens to them.
person 1: up until this very moment i never knew tapatio eye syndrome was real, is this what hell feels like??
person 2: i told you bro, it's real!
person 2: i told you bro, it's real!
by tapatiolove July 2, 2016
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n. the inflammation of the testicles after eating too many spicy tacos, as the spicy flavor travels through the intestines at maximum spice volume to cause a fiery inguinal hernia in the scrotum.
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n. after a short hairy Mexican guy goes at it too fast with a hairy-assed Mexican girl, the friction of the anal sex causes all of the hair to be burned off of his scrotum, and he flees the room screaming "AYE AYE AYE!"
note: to be distinguished from tabasco balls, which is characterized by the post-sexual yelp "MIS CAHONES, NO NO NO!"
n. the inflammation of the testicles after eating too many spicy tacos, as the spicy flavor travels through the intestines at maximum spice volume to cause a fiery inguinal hernia in the scrotum.
2
n. after a short hairy Mexican guy goes at it too fast with a hairy-assed Mexican girl, the friction of the anal sex causes all of the hair to be burned off of his scrotum, and he flees the room screaming "AYE AYE AYE!"
note: to be distinguished from tabasco balls, which is characterized by the post-sexual yelp "MIS CAHONES, NO NO NO!"
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Fucking Taco Bell! Gave me tapatio balls for another night in a row, I think I need to see the scrotumologist!
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Did you hear Miguel screaming last night? That definitely sounded like his senorita baked him up some spicy tapatio balls!
Fucking Taco Bell! Gave me tapatio balls for another night in a row, I think I need to see the scrotumologist!
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Did you hear Miguel screaming last night? That definitely sounded like his senorita baked him up some spicy tapatio balls!
by cockbeast October 30, 2007
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