tanker

a. A female of accententuated curvature to the point of obesity.

e.g. 1. Goddamn! Look at that tanker!
2. That tanker ordered 5 double quarter pounders. Her ass must go wordbadonkadonk!

by j.g. February 12, 2003

tankered

Very drunk from an excess of alcohol. A combination of the words: "tanked" + "hammered" = "tankered".

He had way too many shots - he was hangin' on everyone and slurring his words. That kid was tankered.

by madmary February 25, 2009

Tanker

The men, the myth, the legends. The toughest and roughest of all Army jobs. These men aren’t average men like Infantry or Cav scouts. They’re are the muscle of the US Army and stone cold killers. These men speak softly and carry a big stick. They can put more damage in the battle field in 2 minutes than any other grunt squad. They’re deadly in a tank and are also deadlier off the tank.

That man is a savage, yeah he must be a tanker.

by Stonecoldkiller936 July 5, 2018

Tanker

When a shot or shots don't register; the person doesn't die or get lit.
This happens a lot on Online Shooting games.
The reason has to do with Ping and Internet packets.
So you may have headshoted a person on your screen, but it didn't register to the server, therefore you got robbed.

Kid: "Wow dude! I shot you with a sniper 3 times! HP HP HP"

Scrub: "Aim pl0x. 100"

Kid: "Wow, fken tanker"

by iTzJosH! February 22, 2009

Tanker

It's basically another way to say thank you but in a more weird way

"You're so pretty!"
"Tanker so much."

by Strange June 21, 2016

Tanker

Someone or something who fucks up your entire being at that moment, they can also fuck up your life if big enough.

"Oh shit is that a tanker? RUN"

"Your mom is a total tanker"

by Taketheterran January 26, 2010

Tanker

A combination of Tank and wanker meant to represent a person on gta online that can only get kills by shooting people from inside a tank

"Oh great this lobby has a tanker aswell

by Douganater July 7, 2014