The small pieces of crap that adhere matted in the hairs around the anus. Technically, each berry is never larger than the seeds of a strawberry - although in full harvest, there is always enough to cause a smell.
Dried tangle berries have the additional irritation of being able to cut through toilet paper on each wipe.
Gawd I've got an itchy arse... it's not so much the skid marks but the tangle berries.
The man who goes into your room when you're not around and tangles all of your cords and wires. He's believed to appear as a short white male, although he's never actually been seen. He may be able to shapeshift.
Dude I think the tangle wizardwrapped my headphones together and around my power cord.
When a female decides to sleep with a male that another friend has already slept with.
"I can't believe Jenny! She knew I loved Bob but while she was intoxicated and feeling frisky, she decided to tangle tacos and now I don't know if I can trust her. "