tampoonery

1) the act of being a stuck up cunt. 2) a place to go and purchase vagina products.

Dude, my girlfriend is being such a douchebag. I'm through with her tampoonery.

Velma, I found a new tampoonery in Soho. They have great products.

by nuetron November 27, 2020

tampwnd

1. n. the act of getting pwnd in something by a girl or woman
2. v. pwning a girl or woman in something
3. v. having sex with a girl while she's on her period

1 dude sarah tampwnd you in cod last night
2 damn i tampwnd julia in madden
3 dude i totally tampwnd your mom last night my dick was all bloody

by bonajbanks March 16, 2010

tamponette

smaller tampon for the younger generation of females who, like those that choose to wear bra's as if to cover up and pretend that they are going through puberty-which makes them a big girl, decide that they want to live like a real woman and therefore choose to use tamponette's.

jonny ate what he thought was a wrapped up "small-size" twix. However he soon had to ask and find out that this was just a girl from his nurserys tamponette.

by karlovarska becherovka September 20, 2006

tamponed

When a female (senior/boss) treats you like a personal slave and then totally ignores/neglects you when its time to return the favor.

Like throwing away a used tampon.

I have been running personal errands for my boss for the past year and now she has promoted my junior as my manager. She has tamponed me!!

by YoYo_Ash July 27, 2016

Tamponed

when a drug addict or drunk woman needs to change her tampon, and she throws it in your backyard.

jack: bro this homeless woman just tamponed me!!

bob: wow bro howd u clean that up??

by wbbwiai August 27, 2021

Tamponed

When someone takes out their tampon and and throws it in someone’s yard or a public place

“Dude there’s a bloody tampon in my yard I just got tamponed.”

by Ghettomanasasgirl August 27, 2021

tamponade

When you put a tampon (especially a used tampon) in a glass of water, let it soak, then drink it.

I made Nick Ray drink a glass of tamponade. He finished it, but he vomited after.

by matt 6 May 30, 2019