Tabled

To be completely and utterly hammered. We're not just talking about being a little tipsy, were talking about a mild inability to stand up. This is way past the stage where your puking on the unfortunate person you're hitting on. This is like the stage right before you pass out completely and get your stomach pumped and romantic affairs with inanimate objects no longer seem that out of the question.

Ohhhhhhh maaan... i have no idea where i am, will you help meee? (grabs fork and starts talking to it) Noooo... I'm not drunk.(giggles) I've only had a couple of beeeeers. Dooo you luv meee??? I luuuv you... (passes out, wakes up in either the hospital, the county jail or someones front lawn with a very painful hangover)

Man I shouldn't have gotten so tabled last night... that was a badddd idea.

by Zkello February 28, 2009

tamed

a) to get owned.
b) to get whipped.

a)
A: Yo. I heard you lost to a noob.

B: ..yeah..

A: Dude. TAMED, BITCH!

b)
C: Yo. I heard you're ditching movie night to meet your in-laws.

D: ..yeah..

C: Dude. TAMED, BITCH!

by ngarkyy June 6, 2009

bright eyed and bushy tailed

Excited and attentive. Reffering to squirrels.

As in 'Here is my new kindergarten class, all bright eyed and bushy tailed.' The allusion here is to the appearance of a squirrel, which with its beady eyes and bushy tail looks ready for anything. 1930s

by Richard H G Bittner July 10, 2006

double ice tabled

v. had sex with

Yo, your mom double ice tabled me so hard last night!
Man, you see that sexy girl over there? Yeah, I'd double ice table her.

by Snokesaurus January 30, 2014

Tampedo

A Tampon (used or otherwise) that has been propelled by some means, such as throwing or via a catapult.

"Oh crap, here comes a bombardment of tampedos. Look out that ones been used!"

by Frostbyte January 26, 2006

[white tailed deer]

young men who are preyed upon by older women.

a cougar, older woman tries to get with a white tailed deer.. cougars hunt white tailed deer.. or a guy hunted by older women

by B-Diddy83 February 18, 2009

unicorn-tailed soft bottom

A unicorn-tailed soft bottom is a person who is a designated bottom in the furry community. This individual will insert a soft-tailed butt plug into their anus and engage in sexual activities, mainly double anal penetration.

p1 - "Hey Gerard! Did you hear about Dillon? He's a UTSB!"
p2 - "That furry faggot? What's a UTSB??"
p1- "He's a unicorn-tailed soft bottom now, he likes to wear butt plugs with fancy tails on them while getting ass fucked by his friends."

by professor plums August 18, 2021