tallywacker

A wang, more commonly heard in England. It's a funny and more proper word for the cack.

My tallywacker knocked over the radio when I walked by it.

by maybenot September 05, 2003

tallywacker

Long swingey thing hanging between the legs of a male (usuley)

"did you see that, he had his tallywacker hanging ouut there in broud daylight"

by JIM November 15, 2003

tallywacker

A bloke with an enormous penis which he is able to swing over his shoulder. See also see www.tallywacker.co.uk

Man, look at the tallywacker on him - im gonna go jump off a cliff

by Batman September 05, 2003

Tallywacker

A Penis

All me have a tallywacker

by Mrmetaknight875345 January 06, 2016

tallywacker

a freaking bad word to use when you really mean zipper.

ms. shoutz told us to make sure our tallywackers weren't showing.

by YouScreamLikeAGirl March 16, 2005

Tallywacker

A word old ladies use to define penis.

Oh look Betty, little Johnny has a massive Tallywacker

by Farmer John Frank January 30, 2019

Tallywacked

The female equivalent of being pussy whipped.

She had it So good once, she instantly became tallywacked

by Tinybigstrings August 09, 2017