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theophilia 

an imaginary act of having sex with a divine being. The mere mention of this dang act is, definitely, profane or blasphemous and is liable to worldwide condemnation by both theological and non-theological circles.
How dare you mention the word theophilia in your article? Aren't you afraid of being not only harshly panned but also harshly punished everywhere you go?
theophilia by uttam maharjan February 16, 2010

Toxophilia 

Someone who finds sexual arousal by either shooting a bow and arrow or being shot at by someone welding a bow and arrow.
He had toxophilia, so he masturbated over pictures of lingerié clad ladies pretending to have been shot dead by several arrows.
Toxophilia by tvfetish September 24, 2021

Tocophilia 

Attraction towards pregnant women
Alex is into tocophilia
Tocophilia by AxerAMG May 10, 2018

Turophilia 

The sexual attraction to cheese.
Guy 1: (Moaning and eating cheese)
Guy 2: Why are you doing that?
Guy 1: I have turophilia.
Turophilia by herdofdoggos May 25, 2021

tarpophilia 

A perversion or paraphilia involving tarpaulin fabric. Facetiously someone who borrows tarpaulins and never returns them.
I never saw that tarp again.

No that girl is a real tarpophiliac!
tarpophilia by The Fat Welshman November 15, 2022

Tactephilia 

Tactephilia or tactefilia is a paraphilia where a person feels a strong sexual attraction towards tactel shorts (boardshorts), which can manifest itself through the sexual desire to wear them, masturbate or observe other men's bulge in tactel shorts. The term Tactephilia is derived from the Latin "tactus" (touch) and the Greek "philia" (love or affection), attracting a passion for the texture of that boardshorts made of polyester or elastane fabric.
My tactephilia is speaking louder, I want to f that guy without taking off his shorts.
Tactephilia by TactephileBoy September 18, 2024