an imaginary act of having sex with a divine being. The mere mention of this dang act is, definitely, profane or blasphemous and is liable to worldwide condemnation by both theological and non-theological circles.
How dare you mention the word theophilia in your article? Aren't you afraid of being not only harshly panned but also harshly punished everywhere you go?
Tactephilia or tactefilia is a paraphilia where a person feels a strong sexual attraction towards tactel shorts (boardshorts), which can manifest itself through the sexual desire to wear them, masturbate or observe other men's bulge in tactel shorts. The term Tactephilia is derived from the Latin "tactus" (touch) and the Greek "philia" (love or affection), attracting a passion for the texture of that boardshorts made of polyester or elastane fabric.
My tactephilia is speaking louder, I want to f that guy without taking off his shorts.