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Tabular Rash

A tubular rash is the rash caused by having sexual intercourse with a table. Generally the deeper and harder the penetration, the more severe the rash. This is commonly found in frustrated middle aged men and teenage virgins. The rash is located on the male genitalia and will bleed and puss eventually becoming a sexually transmitted disease capable of having similar symptoms to genital warts.
Person 1: Why is that guy walking weird?

Person 2: Ahh, he's probably got a tabular rash
by tabular basher 7 July 11, 2014
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tablature

Musical letters for weird musical types (esp. guitar). Used by people who depress others with their guitar playing in a large communal area by playing Jack Johnson ballads or Damien Rice derges.
Fred: "Life is bleak man, so i'm gonna play this depressing song i learned from tablature"
Ewan, looking depressed.
by Jeffrey Douglas September 18, 2008
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Babulator

A babulator is a water bong, also referred to as a "bubbler".
Yo bro i was rippin' the babulator real hard last night, i got really high.
by jam-masta-j February 3, 2010
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tabular

integrated a function by use of a table
tabular integration
by schmidt snidt November 11, 2003
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premature tabulation

1. Accidentally pressing the space bar.

2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.

3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.
I committed premature tabulation when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar.
by Bergen County Bombers April 2, 2011
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Tabulation

Were someone has been humilated or completely owned.
Forms of tabulation.

Failing
Falling flat on your face.
Owning Pokenmon.
Bullying unsuspected targets.
Making someone cry because it's funny.
Acing a chemistry answer and making a fool out of your teacher.
Not being awesome enough.
Not being called Josh.
Not being called Luke.
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