ass table way back

When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.

ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving

by Uvenk January 13, 2011

ass on table

1) Forgetting something extremely important

2) Screwing up

3) Messing up

Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..

Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!

by Borntwopk December 12, 2013

I want your ass on the table

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.

Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.

by Angel_k March 21, 2010

Tableass

When a person's butt sticks out horizontally so u can pull up a chair and eat of their ass

That lady has a tableass, now i dont have to find a table.

by JAlopie January 18, 2008