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i-t girl by NJO February 28, 2026

"white girl" can't even 

The most advanced and serious stage of not being able to handle or deal with something...that is generally not actually a huge crisis.
"I just spilled my coffee all over my desk again...I seriously "white girl" can't even right now. I may just have to take sick hours and leave work early today..."

Mr. Can't Steal Your Girl 

1. Me.

2. Someone who is incapable of taking your romantic partner without your prior knowledge or consent. The opposite of Mr Steal Your Girl.
"He's such a Mr. Can't Steal Your Girl."

Don't Date Him Girl 

A great site to warn others about cheaters, players, losers, haters, etc.
Kelly, that guy that asked you out yesterday, he's on don't date him girl .com!

Kelly: What?!?!

Girl ain't got no dick

describes a girl who is really hyper uptight and/or neurotic because she hasn't had sexual intercourse in a long while.

a cry for help against the indifferent universe by futilely stating the obvious, that a girl has no male organ.
"Dang, why is she going ballistic on all her co-workers?"
"That girl ain't got no dick, that's why."

A gang beat up a big nerd in Baltimore and all he could scream was "girl ain't got no dick" as they pummeled his face to mush.

Girl ain't got no dick

describes a bitchy girl who is hyper uptight or neurotic because she hasn't had sexual intercourse in a very long time.

a cry for help against the indifferent universe by futilely stating the obvious, ie, that a girl has no male organ.
"Dang, why is she going ballistic on all her co-workers?"
"Girl ain't got no dick, that's why."

A gang beat up a nerd in Baltimore and all he could scream was "girl ain't got no dick" as they pummeled his face to mush.