Swadian Battle Feast

When the King of Swadia calls all of his vassals and lords to a feast, where he then calls them all to join in his military campaign. Vassals and Lords generally ignore the call to arms when far away, hence why the Battle Feast Strategy is very useful.

King Harlaus sat on his throne, besiegers outside his gates, he needed an army, quickly. He called his servant, and had him send a message to everyone in his realm, a feast would be taking place at his castle. His plan was flawless, he liked his Swadian Battle Feast, he never lost with it.

by RedAssassin53 June 18, 2014

Swaddling

A sex act when the man puts his penis into the woman's vagina and then they simply fall asleep for the remainder of the night.
Popularized by Griffin Mcelroy from MyBrotherMyBrotherAndMe

"I had the strangest dream, then I remembered Griffin and I were swaddling last night."

by GriffinMcelroyLover September 13, 2011

Sawadagraph

A low-resolution photograph of an individual, usually taken from a distance at maximum zoom with an iPhone camera, and then zoomed in further. The end result is a Sawadagraph that vaguely resembles the subject, enough to be recognized by an acquaintance but not a stranger.

A Sawadagraph is usually taken when one wants to discreetly take a picture, but does not want to get caught. It also is a simple graph with a pendant vertex at the top in terms of graph theory.

Henry: Hey, do you have any pictures of that girl?
Harvey: Well, I have a Sawadagraph of her.
Henry: Yeah, that's good enough

by Stickololo February 9, 2017

Swaddle

And act of cuddling in which the gentleman's phallic device is inserted into the respective hole of his companion and then they proceed to go to sleep.

"Yo me and my girl just swaddled last night. Best sleep I've ever had"

by TheSlickPatriot September 16, 2020

swadinski

It is another word for a hot girl that you forget the name of. Most of the time, she is a friend of a friend.

What is your name again? Swadinski?
That girl Swadinski is a hottie with a body.

by ytp_henry October 14, 2018

Sywak

A person with the mind of a god. He is amazballs.

How cool is that Sywak? Yeah he's amazballs.

by 100chocolate May 11, 2014

sqwaddle

After taking a shit and you realise there's no toilet paper and you have to sqwaddle to the closet to get some more (squat/waddle)

I ran out of toilet paper and I had to sqwaddle to get some more

by Stuffandthingsallday May 20, 2016