syp story

A conversational story, in which the listener questions, "What's the point?" And "Did they just loose their train of thought and stop talking?" Conversely, the teller feels like they told a good relevant story with a proper ending.

Dude, what are you talking about, are you trying to tell a syp story?

by Sharp Stick July 19, 2016

syphtillis

A disease that is transmitted by restaurant employees who fail to wash their hands after using the restroom. This term could also apply to ordinary patrons who fail to wash their hands before returning their tables, possibly contaminating the door, the table, the salt and peppershakers, or other commonly handled surfaces.

Ew! Wash you hands to prevent the spread of syphtillis.

by RecreationalPilot February 3, 2015

syphilitic moron

A guy who's had a portion of his brain eaten away by cock pus

Why is Al Capone fishing in his own pool... Well he's a syphilitic moron.

by mongrel hoard November 3, 2014

Flying Turbo Syphilis

Strain of syphilis that aggressively attacks members of a group or community as if if were a conscious being capable of turbo powered flight.

Action news reports that numerous Rockdale County teens have contracted a particularly nightmarish sexually transmitted disease known as Flying Turbo Syphilis.

by bob h boberson August 18, 2008

Syperion

Ant Eater butt sex

Hey you wanna try syperion with my friend tomorrow.

by Ant Eater27 September 11, 2019

Bong Syphilis

A condition that spreads around a collective group of stoners like wildfire. It begins when one gets infected with a particular sickness. This individual uses what is known as a 'bong' in order to enjoy his favorite enhanced vegetable product, then passes it on to his friends, thus, passing his sickness as well. Common signs that bong syphillis has occured is when one friend falls ill, followed by another friend the next week, and another and so on. It is suggested that mandatory water changing needs to be a priority of the group to ensure this does not happen. Also, when one is sick, it is only logical that he or she lets their fellow stoners know of their ailment(s) prior to engaging in a session.

Man, I was sick this week just like you were sick last week. I think it was the old bong syphilis.

by Sense21 February 23, 2007

syphrus

Some guy that plays way to much skate games

Person 1- Did you watch the new Syphrus video?
Person 2- Hell yea. It was really cool when he did no ollies and beat the game

by Vadderr December 5, 2021