Swivel Rant

Usually seen on blogs and other comment sites, a swivel rant is little more than an angry run down of points/issues/people you wish to tell to go swivel.

"Did you get a response to your proposal on your blog?"

"Yeah, but nothing constructive, just a swivel rant"

by Old Slaughter February 26, 2010

Swiveltexting

When one sits on a swiveling stool and text messages.

Another name for fucking the dog.

Rob spent the day swiveltexting instead of doing his job.

by Abed Troy June 19, 2010

Swive

Swive is a contraction of 'Swim and Dive,' commonly used at high schools to shorten the team name 'Swim and Dive'

You should join swive, the team is full of wonderful people!

Did you hear that swive won the State meet?

by GoSwim! September 10, 2016

swivel kick

When a girl is riding your cock and kicks her body to the left or right on her way down in a swivel motion.

Yo, that bitch saudra was doing the swivel kick last night when we were banging.

by C-Perm December 3, 2006

get swiped

To roast and or to steal from a person

Emily only eats buttered noodles get swiped!

by THEREALSTEVEIRWIN April 26, 2017

swivel on this

A term accompanied by giving the finger.

"oh my god, you're such an idiot"
"yeah? swivel on this" **makes finger giving gesture**

by sconbon April 11, 2007

swivel tactic

A killing maneuver seen in many action movies where the attacker snaps the neck of the victim by forcibly twisting the victim's head and severing the spinal column.

In a brutal display of his ninja prowess, LaCarlos used the swivel tactic to silently eliminate his target.

by EsqSurf August 7, 2011