[Swisserole]

To take an object (any object) and insert into an orifice.

Hey Fred! Have you seen Wilma? She looked so good I wanted to Swisserole her!

by The V.A. Swisseroler March 30, 2009

Swishers Deep

A phrase commonly used when under the influence and lacking in Swisher Sweets.

Hey Kraig, how many Swishers deep are you?

by unclekrackalacka October 17, 2010

Swissels

A retarded piece of shit bar located in Fort Gratiot, MI. The owner is a fat cunt but the bartenders are cute.

Have you gone to Swissels lately?
No, everytime I go by Kim is there.

by (_l_) January 22, 2011

swisstern

Someone, who despite having a degree from a respectable Swiss school and the excuisitness of eurotrash claims the natural logarithm converges. And is ready to argue about it with anyone.

Normal Person: log of infinity is infinity, says it in the bible

Swisstern: look at the graph you stupid American, it grows slower and slower so it must never reach infinity!

by normal__person__ October 11, 2006

swisstern

A Swiss intern, working abroad.

Who's that guy at the Espresso machine?

Oh, that's Mark, our Swisstern.

by tribeca December 16, 2005

The Mexican Dong Swipers

In order to perform the mexican dong swiper, you'll need a blender, a live duck, and a toaster. First, have your girlfriend come over to your house and have the duck, blender and toaster all on the table. Hopefully she'll be suspicious. Take her into the bedroom, and fuck her brains out, tell her you want to get wine, then grab the duck, go back into the room, insert the duck into her vagina, then proceed to cum on the inserted duck, have her squirt her menstreul juices on the duck. The duck will be very scared by this point, take this duck out to the kitchen, put this duck with the juices on it, and put it into the blender, after frapeeing it for roughly 2 minutes, put this mixture on to a baking tray, turn the oven to 350 degrees fahrenheit, bake for 22 minutes (set the timer), then cut this mixture into bars that you can bring to your next party. Enjoy this wonderous treat! After eating this mixture, it will produce a euphoric state and your dong will tingle, hence the name.

Jeff: Me and my girlfriend made some bars last night.
Jose: Really? What did they consist of?
Jeff: Look at it. Your eating The Mexican Dong Swipers right now.
Jose: Fuck you Jeff.

by IScissorkickLatinos May 19, 2010

swissering

Swissering is the act of being overly sorry for no reason. Since this behaviour is most common in Switzerland (also Canada) and thus performed by Swiss people this term was called "Swissering".

I am so sorry the tea I made didn't have the perfect temperature but was 2°C colder! - Oh stop swissering already!

by Skyy73 October 31, 2018