swirly

The process of sticking someone's head in the toilet and flushing

I gave that retard a swirly!

by 2dFx December 9, 2002

Swirly

Flushing someone’s head in a toilet. This prank is done by the jocks to humiliate nerds. It is very stressful and uncomfortable being the receiver of this prank.

I always get swirlies because the jocks of the soccer team want to punish me for being a nerd. During the whole day after a swirly my hair is wet and when the toilet had poop in it, i smell shit. But I am getting used to it because anyways I still have a lot of years before graduating.

by Plsnotanotherswirly March 28, 2020

Swinty

Describing the weather, specifically an overcast day where sunglasses are still needed to prevent squinting and the associated headache.

Bit swinty out today don’t forget your sunnies.

by Matterbox August 24, 2019

Swirly Drink

A frozen alcoholic concoction. The name refers to the fact that a frozen drink machine "swirls" the mixture in order to keep it from freezing inside of the apparatus. The name can also refer to the "swirling" pattern one might see in a frozen drink. Known for their aesthetic qualities and ability to cause extreme inebriation. Swirly Drinks are a favorite during Mexican restaurant happy hour and establishments that cater to guido d-bags i. e. Wet Willies

1.)

Lamont: Man, where the damn drinks at!

(Jalapenos waitress brings several giant Red Swirly Drinks to table)

Darius: (while taking particular notice of swirling pattern radiating down the center of the drink) Ewwwwwwwwwww SHIIIITTTT!!!!

2.)

Bubba: Look at Smiff's table! Happy hour must end in about 5 minutes. (Entire surface area of Smiff's table covered with Green Swirly Drinks).

John: Yep, Smiffs gettin fucked up tonight!

by jrm912 February 23, 2013

pulling a swifty

Australian slang - to intentionally deceive another person

I reckon that bloke was pulling a swifty when he said the dog was only two years old

by cracking porkle July 23, 2017

Beef Stew Swirly

When three people (excluding the person recieving the swirly)
Poop in the toilet, then dunk the persons head in the bowl. After making sure the person has recieved plenty of beef (shit) the three add the broth by urinating on the reciever of the swirly.

Chad would forever regret his racist joke after three hispanic gentlemen gave him a beef stew swirly.

by RaindancerF November 28, 2011

shirty

Flustered and pompus, like you would be if someone asked you a question you find incredibly offensive. Happens a lot with teachers and snobby upperclassmen.

Another British bit of fun. Used in "Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging" and "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire". See snogging.

I asked Mrs. Wenger if she was PMSing, and she got all shirty with me.

by reader June 16, 2004