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swirlie train 

When a bully, or often a group of bullies, give a nerd successive swirlies (forcing his head into a toilet bowl and flushing) as a line of people - either the bullies themselves, or anyone who comes in and needs to go - come through to use a toilet. For example, if a group of high school jocks want to torture a nerd, they ferry him off to the boys' bathroom at the start of lunch period and give him a swirlie after each time someone uses the toilet until lunch is over, threatening to give the bathroom-goers swirlies of their own should they go against the bullies' orders to leave the toilet unflushed.
I just saw John getting a swirlie train from a bunch of the lacrosse bros. I went in the boys' bathroom and they were giving him wedgies and stuff; when they saw me come in they told me to do my business and not to flush or they'd give me a swirlie. As soon as I was done they carried John into the stall and dunked him face-first into my shit. I couldn't bear to watch but just hearing him scream as the toilet flushed was so sickening. I think they're still there, he's probably gotten at least 20 chunky swirlies by now cause all the sadistic jocks have heard about it and are going to that bathroom on purpose. Poor John.
swirlie train by yikestbh March 20, 2018

swirlie girl 

A young woman who enjoys having her head flushed in the toilet during sex.
"Jessica said she liked it nasty, so during some doggy style in the bathroom I put her head in the toilet and flushed over and over again. Jessica is now a swirlie girl."
swirlie girl by Mr. Angry June 18, 2008

Cleveland Swirlie 

Taking a mean shit in the toilet right before giving someone a swirlie.
Lets give those nerds some cleveland swirlies.

chocolate swirlie 

A form of torture that works best with a long-haired person. Said individual is dangled head first over a toilet full of fecal matter, with hair dangling into the water. The toilet is then flushed.
You missed it, guy! We gave Karen a chocolate swirlie!
chocolate swirlie by robio January 16, 2003

A Chocolate Swirlie

A swirlie is the act of putting somebodys head in a toilet and flushing it.A chocolate swirlie is a normal swirlie but with shit in the toilet.
I'm so pissed of that i'm gonna give somebody a chocolate swirlie!

Michigan Swirlie 

To give a person a typical swirlie, but instead of in a toilet, dunk them into a snow bank.
Just because it's Christmas doesn't mean you can run your mouth. If you don't shut up Uncle Matt and I will be giving you a Michigan Swirlie.
Michigan Swirlie by gooch14 January 8, 2010