Swed

/Derived from Swede/

A Swed is someone that enjoys watching their wife have sex with Somalian men.

"The Swed sat in the corner and watched as his wife had a threesome with two Somalis"

by Scandinavian dictionary March 13, 2025

Swed Head

A person who smokes weed everyday Another name for a stoner or pot head Swed Standing for
S-Smoke
W-WEED
E-Every
D-Day
Because some people get afended when called a pothead or stoner

Mister Bojangles and TC are The Biggest Swed Heads in all of Fat City

by MrGreenThumb November 12, 2009

Swed for days

Adjective for something that is awesome or totally sweet. Can be used as a singular swed or if it is super mega awesome the term swed for days is used.

Dude I went to a lingerie party last night. It was swed for days!

This bong is swed!

by uncle angel food cake June 23, 2011

guff ont swed

fart on your head, or how you doing?

hello, guff ont swed?

by Hawker January 25, 2004

Swedophile

Incorrect term for a lover of what's Swedish. The correct term is suecophile.

- What's a lover of Swedish stuff called? A swedophile?
- No, a suecophile.

by EliasG March 3, 2016

asdfghbjnkml,swedrft

A random word with no meaning said in multiple FranzJ CS:GO videos.

Blue: I'm playing ramp
Orange: asdfghbjnkml,swedrft
Blue: ok

by ChairDeskTable September 7, 2020

swedish boy knee attack

A fearsome attack done on an opponent's knees by stabbing them. Used by well known swedish boy PewDiePie.

Chad: Ha! Got your nose!
Brad: Give it back or else!
Chad: Bet.
Brad: SWEDISH BOY KNEE ATTACK AAAAHHH *stab

by PHINEASJWHOOPY December 19, 2018