Joe Swanson

He is a handicapped and a comedic character in a show called Family Guy. His legs don’t work though

Joe Swanson is hella fucking funny

by Tedjackson9087 February 10, 2018

Swanson's Angry Man Dinners

The seldom seen frozen dinner similar to Swanson's "Hungry Man" dinners for men who are not only hungry, but have anger management difficulties, as well.

It was introduced in an episode of The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy" It was a sponsor of a case study involving Flanders and his anger as a child.

Swanson's Angry Man Dinners: Now with boneless Southern Fried Chicken!

by XdElIrIuM June 14, 2004

Swayside

Spanaway, Washington

Born and raised in swayside.

by Voice09 December 27, 2009

Ron Swanson

An absolute alpha, along with Chuck Norris, and Bob Ross.

You wanna know what an alpha is? Look over there, its Ron Swanson.

by if ya slurp, ya get tha herp February 24, 2020

Swanson

A delectible treat made from a succulent turkey leg wrapped in bacon.

"Is that bacon on your turkey leg?"..."Yeah, they call it a Swanson."

by Tammy Swanson May 21, 2010

Jesse Swanson

A super sexy young man who is loved by everyone.

Jesse Swanson is sooo hot.

by NippleTassles5000 January 17, 2012

swanson logic

Any crazy idea with little to no common sense or logic to any normal logical human being.

Buddy 1: dude how should we make a hockey rink?
Buddy 2: let's burn the house down so the firemen will come with their firehoses!
Buddy 1: that's straight up Swanson logic.

by deer huntin March 17, 2016