Stankus

The coolest last name in the history of all last names ever. People with the last name Stankus are teased mercilessly and given nicknames like "stinky", "stink-ass" "skank-ass", etc. However, Stankus's know that everyone else is merely jealous of their awesomely amazingly cool last name. Stankus's are very proud of their name and insults have no effect on them whatsoever.

"Oh, I sure wish my last name was Stankus like that awesome person over there... I'll take out my anger on them by calling them names!"

by Laughing Jesus August 21, 2008

swanksual

Having qualities such that said item/person/event is both swanky and yet casual.

Rage was looking quite swanksual in his helicopter shirt.

by Rage from rhuvok.com July 27, 2003

Swankis

A name for someone who has an unbearable amount of swank. They set the "swank" bar to the highest degree possible

Check out that Swankis over there, he sure does look cool in his rocket dogs.

by Sassy kat April 3, 2010

Swanus

Having, or relating to a sweaty anus.

Man it's so hot today I got a mad case of swanus.

by Sean November 15, 2004

swanus

Sweet Anus

Dude, that was Swanus

by jscrappy March 5, 2004

swankish

very exciting and hyper or fun to be with, kickass

that girl is swankish

by beckiii January 1, 2007

swankest

pure

BYU-I is the swankest of all universities.

by Bossjenking October 17, 2017