Swampdonkey

An ugly or disgusting girl

Mark loves to bang swampdonkeys

by Mark Sawires June 1, 2006

Swampdonkey

Although it is typically used as a noun, ie "she's a swampdonkey" (referring to a particularly nasty female) it can also be used as an exclamation of immunity. If a male and his peers go to a social function, one male from the group is allowed to claim "swampdonkey". This allows said male to take home even the dirtiest of barflies home with him while his mates are not allowed to give him a hard time of any kind. This is typically used when a male is on an extended dry spell.

"Hey dude, remember that nasty chick you went home with last night?"
"Hey, shut your suckhole, dude, I called Swampdonkey".

by Thrice4141 October 9, 2008

Swampdonkey

an extreamly discusting person

Jamal: Wow, look at that swampdonkey

Dante: Ew! fuckin donks.

Jamal: Yeah, wouldn't touch her with a 15 foot pole..

by Tha Buizness. August 24, 2009

Swampdonkey

Descriptive for less than average looking bird when out on the pull.

Oh Dear look at the state of her! She's a right "Swampdonkey"

by Ian Thomas October 9, 2003

Swampdonkey

Typically means you have done the swampdonkey skateboard trick flawlessly. Often the person doing it is a very handsome man named Mike. If you have achieved this spectacular trick you will be crowned Swampdonkey!!

Whoa! That trick is impossible...its the Swampdonkey

by huggandkiss February 3, 2010

SwampDonkey

Someone who sucks at Basketball

Robby is a SwampDonkey

by JackTheMack April 11, 2006

Swampdonkey

Is a woman who's looks resemble that of a tore back inbred donkey.

What in the world is that?? I can't tell is that a woman it can't be . No bro she's obviously a swampdonkey.

by Taken85 June 4, 2017