Swampdonkey

Mark loves to bang swampdonkeys
by Mark Sawires May 31, 2006
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Although it is typically used as a noun, ie "she's a swampdonkey" (referring to a particularly nasty female) it can also be used as an exclamation of immunity. If a male and his peers go to a social function, one male from the group is allowed to claim "swampdonkey". This allows said male to take home even the dirtiest of barflies home with him while his mates are not allowed to give him a hard time of any kind. This is typically used when a male is on an extended dry spell.
"Hey dude, remember that nasty chick you went home with last night?"
"Hey, shut your suckhole, dude, I called Swampdonkey".
by Thrice4141 August 15, 2008
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an extreamly discusting person
Jamal: Wow, look at that swampdonkey

Dante: Ew! fuckin donks.

Jamal: Yeah, wouldn't touch her with a 15 foot pole..
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Descriptive for less than average looking bird when out on the pull.
Oh Dear look at the state of her! She's a right "Swampdonkey"
by Ian Thomas October 10, 2003
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Typically means you have done the swampdonkey skateboard trick flawlessly. Often the person doing it is a very handsome man named Mike. If you have achieved this spectacular trick you will be crowned Swampdonkey!!
Whoa! That trick is impossible...its the Swampdonkey
by huggandkiss February 03, 2010
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Robby is a SwampDonkey
by JackTheMack February 26, 2006
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Look at the swampdonkey on her!!!!

Damn hes a swampdonkey ass looking fool.
by zitiy May 05, 2014
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