Twat Swatting

When a female trys to intervien with another female who is trying to hook up with some bro. a.k.a. Girl version of cock blocking.

guy 1: " yo this girl is all on my D"

guy 2: " oh truee. get that nut!"

guy 1: " Bro, im trying but this other hoe keeps interviening, shes being such a twat swat! "

guy 2: Ohh definate Twat Swatting!

by Shaunbee/ B.D. / Dane Cook February 4, 2009

Switing

When you type 1 thing and your phone comes up with something else, or so you tell the person you are messaging!
Usually someone who can't spell or is dyslexic or just plain stupid.

Plastic : He tried switing me?
Loopy : He did what?
Plastic : He tried to freeze me?
Loopy : What? Are you pissed or just fucking stupid?
Loopy : Has Wonk got your phone? LMFAO, LOL, PSML.

by Jayce P March 25, 2013

Swanting

Pointing out "less fortunate" people and laughing at their misfortune. Works particularly well when a disability is involved.

Me and Sammie went to the beach and it was full of tards. Perfect opportunity for a spot of Swanting

by MagneticMan November 8, 2011

God's waiting room

Used to describe the area located at the base of North Brother Mountain in the Camden Haven on the Mid North Coast of NSW, Australia. The area contains many elderly people and retirement villages. One retirement village is accessed via a road named The Gateway, bringing many a chuckle.

There are so many old people here
Yeah, it's God's waiting room

by xBlessYoux June 14, 2019

twat swatting

The lesbian version of cock blocking; when someone messes with a dyke's mojo

Yo, I'm sorry about last night's twat swatting. I didn't realize you had a girl with you. I'm sorry if I interrupted anything.

This femme's ex-boyfriend just didn't know when to quit! He wouldn't leave us the hell alone! Fucking twat swatter.

by JkT October 20, 2005

Marshmallow Swatting

When trying to set someone up, making yourself look worse to make the person your setting up look better

Tyler: I want to be this guy he's so great
Lauren: Stop marshmallow swatting Tyler.

by Charlie_94 April 16, 2015

swaiming

It is something that people who are dumb do when they are bored. It is associated with flaming.

The flamer is swaiming Cloud.

by lilliandulcia June 18, 2008