swaggerstat

/swəgərstæt/
Anything that controls the swagger of a system. Fluctuations in swag can be attributed to, but not limited to, the addition or sudden absence of a dope stride, fly duds, or fresh beats.

This party be weak. Turn up dem tunes and crank up that swaggerstat!

by YoungChris June 9, 2011

Swaggerspare

When someone notices a person with less swag than them and has the opportunity to swaggerbang that person, but chooses to spare them. Reason for swaggersparing may include the fact that the better looking person is usually the victim of swaggerbanging.

Josh so could have swagger banged Blaire today. Her swag was off with her hoodie and jeans, but Josh was lookin fresh in his crisp polo. But because Blaire is usually such a hottie he decided to let this one slide and swaggerspare her. Laura was less kind and repeatedly swaggerbanged Blaire with various Swagger daggers.

by YBbloggers January 27, 2010

Swagstar

An individual who possesses tremendous Swag. Usually more so than a person wit normal swag.

Yo son u see dat kid wit da Blue Jays fitted ? He a swagstar !

by Swagstar April 20, 2009

SwaggerSouls

a sexy hunk of a man who wears a medieval helmet to cover his face (so mysterious) he indulges in ONLY legal actions and definitely doesn’t get stoned with the boys. his real name is not Eric Vivian Mathews, don’t believe fake news kids. you might have heard him shouting “yeet” or or “we pimp chimpin boys” on a regular basis. he’s the short one in the Misfits. go to gamersupps.gg and use code “MISFITS” for 10% off your order

Friend one: “who’s SwaggerSouls?”

Friend two: “only one of the best youtubers out there!!”

by MaGiKmgk October 20, 2020

Swisters

Is a term that describes two non biological sisters who have been switched at birth. Most swisters are unaware that they are with the wrong family until they learn the devasting news that their whole life is a lie.

Mom: why is my baby so ugly? She doesn't even resemble me.

Twenty years later.....
Mom: I got a DNA test and my daughter isn't actually my daughter. They've been switched at birth.

A few months later...
Mom: my real daughter is actually uglier than her swister. That means
I'm ugly too. My life is ruined :(

Real daughter: my real mom! She's so ugly. Wait I'm ugly too. But I'm
swisters with someone

by Julio_Manchester May 14, 2009

swagstress

a person of the female sex who exemplifies copious amounts of swag.

Bro 1: Bro, did you check out jess last night?
Bro 2: Yeah, bro, she's a fucking swagstress.

by the devil's swagstress May 14, 2011

Swagster

Swag-Master. Someone who has an infinite amount of swag

That kid has so much swag he must be a swagster

by HeartTuttles April 28, 2011