swaggerstat

/swəgərstæt/
Anything that controls the swagger of a system. Fluctuations in swag can be attributed to, but not limited to, the addition or sudden absence of a dope stride, fly duds, or fresh beats.

This party be weak. Turn up dem tunes and crank up that swaggerstat!

by YoungChris June 9, 2011

swaggerism

A practice of how one lives his/her life on a daily basis. The knowledge, consciousness and understanding of the self and how one deals with others in each and every situation. It is how one presents him or herself to the world at large, and how that person styles and or handles a given situation. Someone that practices Swaggerism is a swaggerist. The Swaggerism movement is pioneered by Resk 'Que, a social entrepreneur, philanthropist and a philosophical maverick.

Swaggerism is the religion of success and understanding.

by BCDRhodes June 16, 2016

SWAGGERNOMICS

EVERYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH YOUR SWAG, FROM STYLE, TO BEHAVIOR. ITS A CLASS THAT WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO GAIN, AND MAINTAIN SWAG OR SWAGGER.

I WILL BE TEACHING A CLASS OF "SWAGGERNOMICS" 101.
THIS LESSONS INCLUDE HOTBOXATION, CALI SWAG, FOOTBALL SWAG, BASKETBALL SWAG.

by 33LILMO33 May 1, 2011

swaggerin

When a young male walks as if his pants are full of feces

Wow, that guy walkin across the street is swaggerin!

by Sisterrrrr January 7, 2015

Crab Swaggering

When fucking retards that all look exactly the same in a hard-core band squat down with their legs spread and shift from side to side while playing the bottom string of their bass or guitar. Resembles shitting your pants. Also, thrusting your head forwards and backwards is optional.

Guy One: Why are they all shitting their pants like that?
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.

by CysCys March 14, 2010

swaggerdon

the 'don' of swagger, basically the person with the most swagger you'll ever meet.

that guy is pretty swish...hes a complete swaggerdon

by Anj.P December 24, 2009

SwaggerSouls

a sexy hunk of a man who wears a medieval helmet to cover his face (so mysterious) he indulges in ONLY legal actions and definitely doesn’t get stoned with the boys. his real name is not Eric Vivian Mathews, don’t believe fake news kids. you might have heard him shouting “yeet” or or “we pimp chimpin boys” on a regular basis. he’s the short one in the Misfits. go to gamersupps.gg and use code “MISFITS” for 10% off your order

Friend one: “who’s SwaggerSouls?”

Friend two: “only one of the best youtubers out there!!”

by MaGiKmgk October 20, 2020