swaghetti yolognese

the preferred food of choice for all the swaggots in the world. it is similar to spaghetti bolognese except it has swag and only lives once.

"take off that snapback inside!"
"i do what i want #yolo"
"no swaghetti yolognese for you then!"
"wait please i want it :O"
"then pull up your pants fgt!"

by drinkwatertocuresorethroat December 7, 2013

Swackett

It is a sweater...and a jacket...AT THE SAME TIME!

Girl 1: "I just got a swackett for half off at Marshalls."
Girl 2:"That is awesome for fall...so cute!"

by Puma_Deluxe September 24, 2011

sachetan

TALL OR SKINNY AND COOL. A SACHETAN IS ALSO A BIG FLEXER WITH MANY "HOES"

that kid over there looks like a big time sachetan

by felixberg October 19, 2020

swacket

A hoodie, article of clothing that's part SWeatshirt and part jACKET.

Temp-stick says 56 degrees F. I think I'll use my swacket---it's too warm for this big winter coat!

by pentozali March 17, 2008

Sachettism

A state of abomination in which you become completely and utterly disgusted with yourself to the point that only death will bring you peace. Sachettism can be brought on by listening to Republicans speak, watching the SciFi Channel, being in the vicinity of a church, and eating red Jell-O. Early symptoms of contracting the disease are uncontrollable sweating, excessive internet use, wearing only polo shirts to the beach, filling your DVR to it's maximum capacity, and constantly bitching about nothing. Although there are no known cures for the disease many patients diagnosed live a somewhat normal life and can usually go undiagnosed for years. Some famous celebrities with the disease include Ricki Lake, John Goodman, Rosie O’Donnell, Horatio Sanz, Artie Lange and Mama Cass.

The night after the doctor diagnosed his first case of Sachettism, he was found lifeless, face down in a pile of red sox maki.

by Mysterious Anomoly Bill September 19, 2009

Swachete

The long weapon that Rambo makes in his movie from 2008. Not quite a sword, but more than a machete.

Stabbed the bitch with the swachete and then drank her blood

by thejonesowns June 25, 2008

Sawchete

A tool made by crackheads to defend themselves from the "shadow people". Vastly used by meth heads, It is usually made by welding a machete and an old dull bandsaw blade together

Honey?! Come quick! Grab my sawchete, and kill the lights the Feds are outside in the trees spying on us!

by Fiberfucker May 6, 2022