swegswagyolocat

When someone (usually under the age of 12 or over the age of 35) thinks they know how to use the internet correctly but they don't at all.

This is usually revealed in the repetition of posting bad/overused memes, overly edited selfies, or "like for tbh" on a variety of different social networking sites.

I was just followed by a swegswagyolocat on Instagram. His bio says he's 11 and single and he just posts shirtless mirror selfies.

by Jordanese July 28, 2014

dildo swegway

If your feeling horny and wanna get somewhere nice and quick then get yourself a dildo swegway. The dildo swegway is fit with a 18 inch dildo that acts like a joystick. It's just like the 'hoverboard' but you control its movements by leaning and grinding.

Bf: Hey babe I'm gonna have to skip the sex we planned

GF : All good i needed to get milk from the shop anyway, plus I'm horny so i get to use my new dildo swegway!

by Dildo Swegway July 17, 2018

Sweg

instead of using "Swag", you use "Sweg" to be more hipster/ indie.

Person 1: did you see that film at the weekend?
Person 2 (cool): no, i have too much sweg!

by seanork August 26, 2013

shweg

A slurred way to say swag. Often used in trap music.

Lil B (Based God): First I park my car, shweg, den I fuck yer bitch, schweg schweg.

by RealTheta January 18, 2012

Shweg

The small cruddy bits at the bottom of a large bag of weed

I bought a gram of shitty shweg

by APUNAHAPATAPAPETALON July 25, 2016

Sweggzy

An adjective for when someone is just kinda swag and sexy at the same time.

Oh my baby looking kinda sweggzy today. ;)

by Dougii May 2, 2021

Sweg

Adj- Sweg is a complicated concept, that requires a great deal of intelligence and often high personal sweg to comprehend. 'Sweg' is used to appraise object or person who is/are generally agreeable and to show approval. Sweg is a force that arises at a fundamental, from a specific object or person. It's presence may be detected my a swegometer and is measured by the units 'MilliWaynes' or 'GigaDoggs' (From the sweg pioneers). The flow of 'Sweg' is generated from the doritum and the mountain dew quarks and antisweg is mediated by the fedorum quark. Sweg can be calculated from the formula as shown: Sweg= (Bitches)/Square root of money)+The 'Dropping ye hat' constant (Cuz that's how you get sponsored).

Person 1- "Man that 360 quad heelflip was SWEG".
Person 2- "Dude the swegometer's reading 18 GigaDoggs!!"

by sweggymcsweg June 23, 2015