suspended

(v.)
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etymology: derived from the phrase "get a late pass" and the term "late pass", forms include "suspension," "suspend" and "suspending"
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the consequence of having received numerous late passes over a short enough period of time
Nobody could stand Bill's threads because they were so tired, but he still couldn't understand why everyone hated on him. To clarify, Reu told him, "Bill, you have reposted nearly the entire article archive of The Onion, and I've handed you just as many late passes. In light of this fact alone, you're suspended!"
by Elliott September 09, 2005
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Suspend

to be in a state of detatchment; not touching anything.
"man, i wish i could just suspend."
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Suspenders

Steve Urcle. The nerd style. The most popular things on the planet!
That nerd was wearing those popular suspenders!
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Suspended

Something that happens right after you give the autistic kid the one chip challenge.
I got suspended after the autistic kid died because I gave him the toe of satan…
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Permanently Suspended

Used to describe a person that is taking so much dick that their feet never touch the ground. To literally be hanging off of a penis.
He'll be getting fucked so much in prison that his feet will never touch the ground, he'll be permanently suspended.
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Suspended Congress

The act of lifting and holding a chick (usually shorter than you for height difference) off the ground while banging. Said female has her legs and arms wrapped around you, so she doesn't fall, and the male usually has her pinned to a wall for support.
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Permanently Suspended

East coast gay slang for a gay taker slut - supposedly suggesting that the person never spends any time other than hanging off a penis.
"Hey, is Jim coming to karaoke tonight?"
"Naw, man, ever since he moved in with Alan and his roommates he's permanently suspended."
by BaileyGay July 19, 2018
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