Superimportant

Something that appears to be of great signficance to someone who is heavily inebriated, but which is in fact of no consequence whatsoever.

Drunk: "Oaaaa bartender!!!! Give me drink!!! I dropped my last one on the floor!!!"

Bartender: "No. You've had enough to drink already."

Drunk: "Oaaaaaaa f**king bitch!!!!"

(...5 minutes later...)

Drunk: "Oaaaa bartender! Give me drink! Its SUPERIMPORTANT!!!!!"

by quonerkz January 7, 2010

Guatemalan Sunrise

An appropriate way to awake your lady. After a long night of sweaty sex and she lays with a blissful look upon her face. You start at her chin dragging your genitals up her face until your balls cross her eyelids, lifting them and awakening her thus creating sunrise effect.

I gave my lady a Guatemalan Sunrise and saved myself a trip to Starbucks.

by Jsweet April 22, 2014

Sonically Superior

When the production, recording, mixing and mastering of audio all work together in harmony to create a sound that is of higher quality than the competition.

Derivation:

1. Sonically: “Of or pertaining to Sound”

2. Superior: “One of greater rank or station or quality”.

Young Jeezy’s Recession album, which was entirely mixed at PatchWerk Studios, is sonically superior to all the other Jeezy albums I’ve heard, which weren’t done there.

If your tracks are not Sonically Superior, Record Labels and Radio Stations will relate that to how serious they take you as an artist or company.

by PWR May 25, 2009

Superior Dragon Armor

1 of the 7 different dragon armors that is considered as one of the best late-game armor in Hypixel Skyblock. They are worth around 55-60 million coins.

Me: yes, finally, we have 60 mil in the bank, I can finally buy Superior Dragon Armor!
My co-op member: haha moni go bye-bye

by Timothink June 27, 2020

Aztec Sunrise

The morning after a night so crazy, you might've travelled not only in space but in time

Phil woke up on top of a Pyramid with the high priest standing over him; it was a true Aztec Sunrise

by NICK_HUGE_FAN December 15, 2011

Sumerian Tavern Joke

The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.

i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E

by Richard Haass March 14, 2022

Sunrise

It's that time of the day when the sun rises and it makes a beautiful mix of warm colors in the sky. That time of the day when you know you can try again and start over because this is the beginning of a new day. If you stay up at night till sunrise then you won't wanna miss that beautiful scene, when the sun light gives the clouds that beautiful mix of warm colors, when you feel the warmth of the sun on your face and when you know that you made it to the next day, then you'll see how beautiful the sunrise is.

Person1: wow! We stayed up all night. It's almost sunrise

Person2: let's go outside then so we can see that beautiful scene

by Potato (E.P) June 5, 2020