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Sumerian Tavern Joke

The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.
i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E
by Richard Haass March 14, 2022
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Sumerce

It is a common word used in Boyaca, Colombia which is a respectful way of saying you.
Sumerce sabe cual es la via a Raquira.
Do you know the way to Raquira.
by Latnboyy July 9, 2010
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samyra

Samyra is a Indian name meaning beautiful,thick, & attractive. Any female who is name Samyra is a strong and brave women.
Samyra is very gorgeous woman.
by Doctor Gilyard June 18, 2018
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Summrs

Summrs is known for creating the pluggnb genre and is known to have a wide range of sounds and music as he has gone through many eras recording music for 7 years as of 2022. Known eras are the Duwap era as Duwap Kaine heavily influenced him in his early recording days. Another era is the All Summr era as Rino started stepping into his own sound and making a 3 part project known as Summrs and Friends. Summrs was making friends in the scene, most notably Autumn, KanKan, Texako and many more artists leading up to the next era. Slayworld was Summrs' next era of music as with all these connections between rappers and producers a collective started with a group chat. Many rappers claimed the title. Pluggnb sound starts around this era with endeavor 777. Overlapping this era is the Drug/Love era as Summrs picks up addictions to several opiates and opioids leading to his Xanax OD at the end of 2018. During this era, summrs made 4-5 projects ending Xanax use with "Revived" and completely ending the era with Intoxicated as Summrs still has a Lean addiction which is a drug that has the effects of an opioid and antihistamine. Overlapping this era is the Bellworld era as Summrs was in a long relationship with his Ex; Bella. During this era, Summrs made 2 projects about her. They got together in 2018 or 2019 and completely left each others lives in November 2021 (It's unclear when they broke up as they were on and off). Summrs made a post-breakup project about bell expressing his feelings.
Essey: listen to Summrs
Some fucking bot: Summrs is garbage
Essey: kys + you need some Summrs in your life
by Rinoxxt October 5, 2022
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Sumeriancore

A sub-genre that describes deathcore bands who are signed to Sumerian Records or bands who have stylistic similarities to these bands. The genre is a mix of technical death metal, deathcore and mathcore. The derivation of the word is unknown, though the most typically accredited source is MetalSucks.net. The website coined the word in early May 2009 when they were discussing the latest Born of Osiris release, one of Sumerian Records's most well-recognized and longest-tenured bands.
"Dude, have you heard the new Veil Of Maya album?"
"Hell yeah man, VOM is the best Sumeriancore band."
by 666\m/HxC\m/666 April 17, 2010
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Samyra

This girl is a boss and doesn't give a fuck what other people say
She is very smart, talented, beautiful, sexy, and fun

She's a boss bitch and rules the world
At the end of the day she's a QUEEN and DADDY

She got BOOTY as well
1 Bro is that Samyra she's bomb as fuck
2 I want her !!
1 Dude she's way out of your league
by llanos do sndxhdb March 27, 2017
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Sumrina

a beautiful girl with gorgeous hair, big eyes, nice butt, and loves sparkles.
I want to marry a Sumrina someday.
by ilovedudes714 January 5, 2011
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