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suicide bomber

Dude or chick who knowingly bangs someone with HIV and/or AIDS.
Dude, I would totally bang Magic Johnson but I'm no suicide bomber.
by genegine October 14, 2006
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suicide bomber

A person who farts in a large crowd of people and shows no regard for those around them or even themself. Their main purpose is to release their gases, even if it means standing right in the center of their own stink. The opposite of a crop-duster.
"Damn man...Joe was like a SUICIDE BOMBER the other night man. He would just drop ass and stand there. It was like he was proud of it."
by Crabcakes May 1, 2007
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suicide bomber

When you are wearing a long coat and you fart, the mell goes up your coat and surrounds your head and you have nowhere to run.
I was walking across the street in my winter coat. I let a fart fly and it was rank. I was a suicide bomber.
by Ron Gross January 19, 2009
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suicide bomber

noun

One who carries an explosive device on their person which is capable of triggering an instant detonation with a blast yield significant enough to destroy the target as well as the bomber. Suicide bombing is a low-cost yet emphatic method of delivering a bomb which is most frequently employed by forces too disadvantaged to fight at their enemy's military level.
The earliest recorded instances of suicide attacks are perhaps those in the Bible, notably the Amorites' attacks on the Jews, and Samson's attack on a Philistine temple.

The first recorded suicide bomber was perhaps Jan van Speijk, a Dutch lieutenant who detonated his own ship in the Belgian Revolution of the 1830s, or Karl Klinke in 1864 at the Battle of Dybbøl.
by Kyle Rybski April 28, 2007
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suicide bomber

when you pull out just before cumming, then spit on her back. after she calms down you shuv your dick back in her just in time to "BLOW" your load, and watch as both your lives come to an end
i gave her a suicide bomber cuz i thaught it would be funny......shes pregnant.
by man him self August 26, 2008
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suicide bomber

a person who buys shots/drinks to others without their willingness expecting them to drink with him/her and get shit-faced together. It can be used as a verb or a noun.
"Here, you take that with me!"
"Gosh, you are suicide bombing me!!"

"I'm gona buy shots for everyone here."
"You are a suicide bomber."
by ☆ April 1, 2008
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suicide bomber

(slang) A sperm cell that is ejected at th end of masterbation. So, to "train a few suicide bombers" is to masterbate.
You going to the game?

No, I think I'm heading home to train a few suicide bombers.
by Nope4810 July 10, 2005
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