Suckmook

N. Person or thing that is extremely lucky, and that luck just screwed you over. also see Negro-Summoner.

Rob: I think I'm gonna ask jenni out after school.
Jim: Dude, she just asked me out during 3rd period.
Rob: You fucking Suckmook.

by William. September 2, 2006

suckworth

When selling a product or service you tell the customer it has a suckworth.

Salesman:Your new car has a dual sucworth
Customer: Really, whats a suckworth
Salesman: About $20 bucks

by Michael N S June 11, 2007

suckhood

The point where something sucks (a.k.a Mettalica post S&M)

Dude listen to Mettallica in all their suckhood

by Shadow October 4, 2005

suckswooped

Sucking while swooping

*gag* *gag* OH GOD!! I was just suckswooped

by Markie-mark23 March 13, 2018

suckhood

a jamaican term term used to describe those who are annoying, irrational, and outright irritating.

“My mom just woke me up out of my sleep to wash some dishes, she is so suckhood for that”

by willow knox October 1, 2022

Jartin Sackwood

The correct ship name for Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood from The Magnus Archives.

Person 1: Dude, stop being a nerd and looking at fanart. Who even is that?

Person 2: It’s Jartin Sackwood!!! :D
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Person 1: I love jmart.

Person 2: Erm, actually it’s called Jartin Sackwood

by Anything4ourMoony April 29, 2025

Mr. Suckworthy

A cock that is so succulent that you can't stop sucking until he cums.

My boyfriends cock is so succulent that I can't stop sucking it until he cums! When he ultimately does he is Mr. Suckworthy

by Amazing Amy December 29, 2014