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suckcess

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(1) A great blowjob.
(2) The satisfaction during/after a blowjob.
"That BJ was a total suckcess on your part."

"SUCKCESS!!"

Suckcess

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The ability to always fail, and consider yourself a winner
I consider myself a suckcess at everything I do. That's why I will continue to make America great again.
Suckcess by Marine bcb November 17, 2016

Suckcess

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A kind of full on success that only happens when you finally realise, admit, and embrace that you suck at something.
- The Romans f-g sucked at naval warfare, bro!
- I know! And they knew too! And that's how they reached suckcess, dominating the seas!
Suckcess by DjDb October 9, 2017

suckcess

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Where you are able to accomplish either one of two often-difficult-to-attain goals:
(1) Convincing a hot hunk with a really nice cock to let you give him a blowjob. (Can also loosely mean "sucking access", as in, being allowed to wrap your lips around that succulent man-meat whenever you want to.)

(2) Pumping out ("sucking") the sewage ("cess") from a really "ornery" septic tank.
Hottie #1: Yo, Girl --- how'd ya make out with Brandon?
Hottie #2: Oh great, hunny --- gave him a blowjob he'll never forget! And I felt really privileged to be given suckcess to that huge tasty cock, too --- he doesn't submit to just any gal, you know... she has to be fairly special to him before he'll allow her inside his boxers.

Red Green: So how was your workday, Winston?
Winston Rothschild: Oh, pretty good, Red --- that last tank I pumped was really a doozy, but I kept at it, and at last I was suckcessful.
suckcess by QuacksO October 23, 2017

Customer Suckcess 

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When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.
Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."
Customer Suckcess by GlazeHer July 1, 2025

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

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CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE
I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.
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