Guy 1: "Bro, I tried to convince this girl that she has to respect her body, but she thanked me and gave me some head instead."
Guy 2: "Shit dude, great suckcess."
Guy 2: "Shit dude, great suckcess."
by Trinity, the Duelist August 12, 2015
Get the Suckcessmug. "You got a 95 on the art project?! You drew it with a hangover in crayon on notebook paper the morning before it was due!"
"Yeah man, it was a total suckcess."
"Yeah man, it was a total suckcess."
by Spider-Man1224 March 23, 2009
Get the Suckcessmug. 1.) The result of having mastered the art of procrastination....aka Putting yourself through the depths of hell because you procrastinated and coming out VICTORIOUSLY!
2. George Patton says "Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom."...SUCKCESS is how high you were before you bounced back"
3.) Making an Urbandictionary post instead of studying for the test you have in 3 hours because you know you have what it takes to suckceed.
4.) Meeting the extended deadlines with a minute to spare and getting the minimum passing grade for a class...WHOOO!
2. George Patton says "Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom."...SUCKCESS is how high you were before you bounced back"
3.) Making an Urbandictionary post instead of studying for the test you have in 3 hours because you know you have what it takes to suckceed.
4.) Meeting the extended deadlines with a minute to spare and getting the minimum passing grade for a class...WHOOO!
My 4 days of sleep deprivation have resulted in a great suckcess.
Uppers can help you be suckcessful.
If you believe in yourself, you can suckceed
Uppers can help you be suckcessful.
If you believe in yourself, you can suckceed
by USF_TinyDancer December 10, 2010
Get the Suckcessmug. In what was a total suckcession, Brian managed to alienate everyone in the room, trip in a ridiculous manner, give himself a concussion, then make a drunken pass at his boss's son.
by voodooKobra July 24, 2010
Get the suckcessionmug. Also used as suckess, this word will send a message that the person is bad at the topic while being kind.
by adasaddas March 3, 2021
Get the suckcessfulmug. When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.
Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."
by GlazeHer July 1, 2025
Get the Customer Suckcessmug. I consider myself a suckcess at everything I do. That's why I will continue to make America great again.
by Marine bcb November 17, 2016
Get the Suckcessmug.